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HeHatesEverything · 3M ago

Dear Twitter/Facebook Vixens

Dear Vixens: Fight the urge to post pics of yourself puckering up to the camera. I know in your mind you are as a pretty as a model and as sexy as a porn star but let’s cut the shit. Models and Adult film sex workers work a long time ...
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HeHatesEverything · 1Y ago

Idol Top 11 Redux takes on Sir Elton John

Last week results show really shook up the competition when fan and judge favorite Casey the grimacing, growling supposed genius was voted off Idol by America then unjustifiably saved by the judges and promised a spot on the national Idol Tour. The producers sure know how to entertain. This is ...
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HeHatesEverything · 1Y ago

Mary Mary’s “Something Big” Album Review

This week, Mary Mary made their much anticipated return to the gospel music scene with the release of their latest LP entitled Something Big. HeHates was not pleased with the fuckery heard on this project. Color me surprised when it became evident the Marys had ditched their signature urban gospel .
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HeHatesEverything · 1Y ago

Idol Top 11 Goes Motown

American Idol has grown into one of my favorite sitcoms. The bag singing, tacky wardrobe styling, poor song selection and overabundance of praise brings me so much glee that I’m forced to laugh out loud often during the telecast. So, thank you not so talented ones for another week ...
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HeHatesEverything · 1Y ago

Jennifer Hudson’s “I Remember Me” Album Review

Jennifer Hudson will release her sophomore album I Remember Me March 22, 2011 and HeHates is on the case. Admittedly, HeHates has never been a fan of Jennifer’s voice. I’ve always found her style too gospel, too screamy and too pitchy for my liking. If a singer prefers to hit ...
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HeHatesEverything · 1Y ago

CMT’s sitcom “Working Class” is pure shit

Dear God in heaven: Please explain to HeHates how this bullshit sitcom Working Class passed the smell test at CMT network and made its way on air? Hello? Hello? Do you hear me God? Did you see what I saw? Heavens to mercy what a silly question to ask. Of ...
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HeHatesEverything · 1Y ago

Idol Mania Top 12

American Idol continues to have me in stitches week in and week out. Frequently during the telecast I ask myself “is this the best talent America has to offer?” I have to remind myself that Idol is more television production than actual talent competition. If this is the best season ...
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HeHatesEverything · 1Y ago

American Idol: Ladies’ Night

Idol’s 2nd round of semifinal competition heated up last night as the remaining 12 ladies took the stage to showcase their talent. Thankfully, they were better than the Men. However, there were still a few duds in the bunch. 1. Ta-Tynisa Wilson sang Only Girl In The World (Rihanna): Hands down ...
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HeHatesEverything · 1Y ago

American Idol: Men’s Night

Soon as I heard that Simon Cowell would no longer be apart of Idol I feared his replacement would be some bleeding heart type who was unable or unwilling to give honest feedback to the Idol contestants. Last night’s edition of Idol confirmed my fears as I watched Steven Tyler, ...
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HeHatesEverything · 1Y ago

Oh, Stop It Already! :-|

I’m sure HeHates is the only person watching Syfy’s special effects makeup competition series Face Off, right? There are more things WRONG than RIGHT with this show but HeHates still tunes in week after week. Hey don’t judge me, I’m going through something or I’m a masochist. Last week’s ep ...
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