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Homeless in Seattle: the hobo blogging adventure. Jesus and his friends are Hobloggers or hobo-bloggers - observational and situational humor, comedy, satire, rants about life, funny stories, funny vids, political humor, social commentary.
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Homeless in Seattle by Jesus the Hobo. A hobo blogging adventure full of observational/situational humor and satire.

English - Humor, Satire, Comedy
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Homeless in Seattle · 1M ago

Jesus has Left the Building

There is nothing wrong with your computers. Do not attempt to adjust your monitors. I am controlling transmission. If I wish to make it louder, I will bring up the volume. If I wish to make it softer, I will tune it to a whisper. I will control the horizontal. I will control the vertical. I can
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Homeless in Seattle · 2M ago

If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

There is a joke about dead horses going around .... entitled ... "Beating a Dead Horse."(click to enlarge)From the American Indian Group (the Dakotas), there is a tribal wisdom that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.However, the corporate strategy often
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Homeless in Seattle · 3M ago

Drug Sniffing Dog

original pic source: Seth CasteelCocaine dog is getting high on his own supply. Every drug sniffing dog has his day.
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Homeless in Seattle · 5M ago

TSA PSA

You ever seen a Yeti when a dozen condoms of coke burst in his belly?
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Homeless in Seattle · 6M ago

Things Longer Than Kim Kardashian's Marriage

Somebody's been VERY naughty this year.
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Homeless in Seattle · 8M ago

Completely and Utterly Safe Sex

These days, safe sex isn't just a good idea, it's a matter of life and death. Here are some valuable tips to help you "play it safe"...especially when you might be bumpin' uglies with quite possibly the ugliest of unkempt folk out there in the streets.*Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular cit
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Homeless in Seattle · 9M ago

Cool Things I Post on Facebook Since I'm Such a Pimp

Der Übermensch is pretty frickin cool. Although the value of shaving your balls with a tuna can lid should not be underrated. You never know when that skill may come in handy.Still, I think I should probably have included my 'likes' for First Aid For Dummies and Eunuchs Anonymous pages in that scree
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Homeless in Seattle · 9M ago

Adoption Stains

Facebook captcha FAILs Darn those orphans and their adoption stains! Now I see why those adoption stains were such a problem. But at least they found a solution!
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Homeless in Seattle · 10M ago

Cooler Things I'd Post on My Facebook Wall if I was Taken Seriously as a Film Critic

"As far as Harry Potter characters go, Snarkface MacBumblefuck is particularly intriguing."
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Homeless in Seattle · 11M ago

What a Day for a Daydream

The Energizer Bunny has nothing on me.
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