Ladies, let the beat down begin ...
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of a magic lamp sitting on his desk."And what will your third wish be?" the genie asked.The man looked at the genie and said, "Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?""You have had two wishes already," the genie said, "but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus,you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left.""Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I've always wanted

Again, I *AM* Indie Rock Pete
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Dating Sites Don't Get Me
The latest example ... a woman in my age/distance wheelhouse looking for someone, in her words, humorous.My response:I have a humerus... does that count?Her response:What's a humerus?*SIGH* even the womens wanting funny don't get me.I'd be a monk if I had faith.

Random Wonderings, part 65
(BTW, the 65 is a random number. I stopped counting.)I've not spent more than a couple of hours in Yonkers, NY, but I read somewhere in addition to no parking zones, they have no standing zones. WTF? And yes, it is a ticket-able offense to stand in a no-standing zone. And the fine for standing in a no-standing zone is being increased to $70.I love reading the USAToday (known in the biz as McPaper because of they way they've dumbed down journalism). They are a classic example of how stupid a culture we've become, and how well they either mock us, or enable us to remain dumb. Now they're just trying to scare the fun right out of Halloween.