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Hot Mess Princess · 1Y ago

Facials are made of 100% awesome

A while back, I shared on my Facebook fan page that a local, well-established plastic surgeon had offered to give me a free hydra facial if I’d like to try it. I was instantly intrigued, not...
Hot Mess Princess · 1Y ago

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!

My left foot is an a-hole. Seriously, way back when I was 13 years old and walking around Sea World in hip hugger bell bottoms and sandals with daisies all over them…my left foot was an a-ho...
Hot Mess Princess · 1Y ago

Okay, I’m calling shenanigans!

I’m thinking I need to send Beets Blu a batch of nuclear brownies or something (trust me, I bake some pretty awesome brownies). If it wasn’t for them offering me a free digital scale to revi...
Hot Mess Princess · 1Y ago

No drama…or know drama!

When I was very young…and even as I grew older…I was a magnet for unavailable men, screwed up people, and drama. Then I finally found a therapist who could get through to me and I soon learn...
Hot Mess Princess · 1Y ago

Needling through the years

When I was 9 years old, I joined the Girl Scouts because I thought the other girls at my s...
Hot Mess Princess · 1Y ago

My glass is always half full, peeps!

So…this happened. Yes, folks, this is the sixth stress fracture I’ve had in 12 years. You read that right: SIXTH. This is what happens when I finally get up enough resolve to start working out again. Although this specific type of injury is directly ...
Hot Mess Princess · 1Y ago

Don’t look now, but…this may be fun

Okay, so I last left us all in a giant pile of exercise excrement. Okay, maybe that’s not the best way to put it. I got back in touch with all the ridiculous, effed up messages I learned abo...
Hot Mess Princess · 1Y ago

Walking through a motivation wasteland

Even before I walked out on the unbearably dysfunctional atmosphere of the dance studio I basically grew up in, I’ve thumbed my nose up at exercise. I hate it. I’ve always hated it. Most eve...
Hot Mess Princess · 1Y ago

Is that a cervix in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

I’ve flown twice this month: once to my hometown in California and once to New York City, and the experiences I’ve had with the TSA have been as different as the cities I visited. I used to ...
Hot Mess Princess · 1Y ago

Never thought I’d see the day…

The primary source of my self-worth has been a number on the scale…or a size in clothes…for as long as I can remember. It started when I was a 9 year old little girl being made to stand in f...