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I Am No Jeeves · 6M ago

not rocking, dude.

“Dude not cool” she said “What is?” I asked “You are getting free – FRICKIN FREE – passes to the Metallica concert and you are still not going” “Urm, well…” “Well what?” “Nothing. Don’t feel like it.” “Loser only” This conversation might be heard to happen between a pal and me on a Sunday afternoon
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I Am No Jeeves · 6M ago

back

Dear Reader, Welcome. I will reel with surprise if you are anybody other than my mother or me. My mother, clever as she is, will read almost any nonsense I will recommend her to read. Except for Douglas Adams, that is. She refused to go past a few pages. I suppose even affection for your [...]
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I Am No Jeeves · 1Y ago

to Optimus Prime

Some days, not even Angry Birds can cheer you up. There are some things that give you that light and warm happiness. So light that you don’t notice when it’s there and so warm that it feels cold once it’s taken away. I work in a scenario with constant movement of people. People keep leaving [...]
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I Am No Jeeves · 1Y ago

The Inevitable (but a li’l ahead of expected schedule) – 3

Story so far (Strongly reccomended read. Set the context, you see. It’s very important for us Authors, setting context.) - Part 1 and Part 2 My low regard of time (therefore chronology) is matched equally by time’s (therefore chronology’s) low regard for me. While I perform badly in meticulous recor
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I Am No Jeeves · 1Y ago

The Cost of Living

The cost of living is very high. The cost of acceptable living is higher still.  For every moment well-lived, a hundred moments are let go. Every friend cherished has to be paid with many of those who are lost in time and space. When you look at that person (silhouetted against the window, sunlight
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I Am No Jeeves · 1Y ago

It’s Snowing!

It’s snowing! Because it’s December. The mall next door has so many ice-men and Christmas trees ladden (really, ladden) with snow. Surrounded by chocolates and sweets. Yummy!  The glass doors in my office have snow flakes sitting on them. Wow! Except that the snowflakes in office are made of styrofo
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I Am No Jeeves · 1Y ago

Closure

(This was written sometime ago. Due to my rather low respect for time (and therefore chronology), I am publishing this now.) With your refusal to be a part of my life, you irrefutably became a part of it. It would have probably not mattered if you hadn’t refused. Because you said ‘No’ and I hadn’t [
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I Am No Jeeves · 1Y ago

The Inevitable (but a li’l ahead of expected schedule) – 2

Read the earlier part of this story here. Highly recommended to set the context. So where did we leave off this story? Right. Mother decides to ‘look’ for a guy to get me married to – in spite of my incoherent mutterings. Being of entrepreneurial spirit, mother started to explore both conventional a
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I Am No Jeeves · 1Y ago

laboring under misapprehension

‘I am afraid you are laboring under misapprehension’ is one of my favorite usages of all times. I crave for ocassions to use it. I even once used it on an 84 yr old grandaunt when she asked me if I wanted to visit another 84 yr old lady with her. It was wasted on [...]
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I Am No Jeeves · 1Y ago

of teas

There isn’t a lot of point in saying ‘much water has flown under the bridge since’ now. The water under the bridge of my life seems to have made a mission of flowing much-ly. For the past few years, it almost seems like things have queued up just so they could happen one after another. [...]
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