Northern Exposure
I'm not a Sarah Palin fan. I think she's marginally intelligent at best and would be better off as a PTA chairman. Her reign would encourage participation by local fathers, casually placing meeting agendas on their laps to cover up their boners. I suppose a book was inevitable in Sarah's future from the minute John McCain chose this rifle wielding honey as his running mate. I've seen her on a few talk shows as she does the circuit to promote her newly penned memoir. I must admit, I am curious about what's fact and what's fiction though not in regards to the McCain camp. I'm more interested in the disparity in stories between Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston.In case you'

Happy Thanksgiving
If you've followed me for any amount of time, you know that I lack the "stick-to-itiveness" gene. I start and never quite finish tasks around the house, my garage is half cleaned, my yard half raked and no, I never did get into those Lucky jeans that would have fit if I had lost ten pounds. That's why even I am shocked at how long I've been able to keep this blog going. When I first started it, it was a way to process some of the junk in my head and write down the funny stuff that happens to me on a regular basis but what is has become is far more than I could have imagined. Oscar Wilde said, "I love talking about nothing. It's the only thing I k

Secondhand Sunday
I've decided to make Sundays my Secondhand day. I'm basically too lazy to think of anything new to say so I thought I would re-post a "vintage" entry.If you aren't in the mood for repeats, please feel free to change the channel. "WHY, NO, I NEVER HAVE BEEN MARRIED" Original Post Date, January 6, 2009

What's in your wallet?
I know some of us may be altering our Holiday spending habits due to the economy. My bank has this handy dandy calculator that can help you determine just how much extra cash you have to spend. Mine came out to negative $325.00.

What are YOU watching?
I like porn. There, I said it. And according to a report by President O (Oprah, not Obama, silly), one in three consumers of porn are women. This statistic doesn't really surprise me. What does surprise me is how few women are willing t