Insects have good taste.
Today I was having lunch with some old pals from Wachovia, when this mantid chose to jump straight to my breasts and crawl up my neck. And then it posed for a photo. It was smart to jump on me, rather than my lunch companions.

7 lbs
Today Cakes and I took a trip to Costco for some cheap wieners and chicken bakes, as well as anything else delicious in bulk that will fit in with my new eats regimen.I'm not sure why, but due to neither one of us being able to pass up a bargain and my desire to learn how to cook n

Islands In The Stream
The last couple of weeks had it's number of changes. Most importantly, my dear milli Tequila passed. It's horribly sad. I can't decide if I want to bury her remains or keep them somehow. I can't explain this.Other than that, I quit my job. I'm working temporarily at Buy.com for

Getting My Emergency On
I have a body that just won't quit.Warning: Longest, most self-involved, strangely detailed account of a routine trip to the emergency room ever!Yesterday, while at the walk-in clinic for some antibiotics to halt a dastardly infection, the nurse routinely checked my blood pressure, whi

Sorry, Unemployed.
This is where I complain about work.I've been under the fluorescent lights and drop ceilings of dreary offices since I was 16. Trapped in cubicles, surrounded by the numbers and dollar signs that are sprinkled all over the documents in front of me. It's aging me. I'm 22 and my eyes are sagging halfway off my face. There are people like myself,