House M.D.
AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A CONSERVATIVE TEA PARTY BECAUSE A CONSERVATIVE TEA PARTY DON’T STOP! Seriously. You might have thought that the tea partiers had packed up their homemade often misspelled signs and their bejeweled flag t-shirts so they could get back home to their miserable lives but think again. They’re like a band of traveling [...]

Whose Swine Is It Anyway?
So everyone’s afraid that their kids will get the swine flu or that one of the kids in preschool will get the swine flu and and spread it to all the other kids and those parents will be shunned by their former friends and colleagues. Not that your kid should be in preschool anyway. What, [...]

Dead Center
Oh that’s right, baby. If you’re a moderate Republican, it is so on. Meaning your own party is going to hunt you down and kill you and then eat you. RNC Chairman Michael Steele told ABC that they will “come after” moderates who dare to support any of Obama’s economic or health care policies. Because [...]

You Don’t Know Dick
I thought I felt the political landscape around me shifting, the ground beneath my feet moving as in an earthquake, forcing me to barricade myself in our windowless bathroom and locking my co-workers outside because I have minor claustrophobia, and if someone has to go down, it should be them. I’m too young. Turns out [...]

Kay! Rick! Braveheart! Hogan’s Heroes! And the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas!
I know what you’re thinking. Does Eileen have any other job responsibilities outside of blogging? Well yes. Yes I do. Here’s one of them. Enjoy.