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It is a compiled list of the things that women love--complied by, a woman. Funny, sarcastic and witty look into the confusing and insane mind of the softer sex.

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Inane Things Women Love · 11M ago

#35: The Royals

The concept that a rational, American woman would wake up at 5am, make some tea, eat some fancy sandwiches, wear a hat and weep over a wedding that isn't even a fundamental part of our current American society-- well, that befuddled my poor husband. Continue reading →

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Inane Things Women Love · 1Y ago

#34: GLEE

My husband hates GLEE. He would rather light his face on fire and dance a sexy jig at the BP station down the road than sit with me and watch it. Continue reading →

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Inane Things Women Love · 2Y ago

#33: Sex Parties

Most commonly known as the Pure Romance parties, the whole idea is to get together, get ridiculously drunk and then talk about sex. Openly. Without inhibition. Believe it or not, it can be quite refreshing to know that your best friend's mom is just as interested in that cute little vibrator as you

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Inane Things Women Love · 2Y ago

#32: Underwear

Women love to shop for underwear. We will spend exorbitant amounts of money on all sorts of items meant to cover our lady parts. We become zombies-- unable to control our credit cards. Look at Victoria's Secret. What the hell is Ms. Victoria's damn secret anyway? Continue reading →

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Inane Things Women Love · 2Y ago

#31: Crafts

Let me ask you this question then: Has your girl ever scrapbooked? Last winter, did she take up knitting? Did she crochet you some sort of silly hat? Has she ever decoupaged a picture frame of the two of you-- with jewels or hearts or glitter? Well, that bitch went to Michaels. I rest my case. Conti

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Inane Things Women Love · 2Y ago

#30: Ice Skating

Women adore this winter sport. It's probably the only one that gets any ratings during the dismal Winter Olympics. I mean, what's not to love?

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Inane Things Women Love · 2Y ago

#29: Wine

Do I love wine? Yes. Does it get me schnockered? Yep. Do I know a lot about wine? Nope. Do I care? Hell no.

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Inane Things Women Love · 2Y ago

#28: The Bad Boy

I can save him. I can change him. I swear. All he needs is the love of a good woman. That women in obviously me.

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Inane Things Women Love · 2Y ago

#27: Titanic

Near, far, wherever you are (I'm at the bottom of the ocean you splintered-board hogging bitch), I believe that the heart does goes on.

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Inane Things Women Love · 2Y ago

#26: Fancy Drinks

It amazes me that we will starve ourselves to be thin yet we will never hesitate to down drinks in pink, green, blue, or yellow hues-- doused in an unbelievable amount of sugar and calories.

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