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Things I Am Trying To Learn That Are Going As Well As Expected: Part The First

Are You Making Fun Of My Headgear?
I have...dental issues. My front six are all crowns, due to them never forming right when I was a kid. I've had braces, headgear, crowns, fillings, etc etc etc. My mouth is a goddamn nightmare, and there doesn't seen to be anything I can do about it. So in the last week, due to regular stress and then my frantic worries about Anissa (I love you so much, girl) I've been clenching my jaw in a fierce way. So much so that I developed ripping headaches and a stiff jaw. My last Twitter conversation with Anissa? Sweartogod, she was all "You need a better excuse for a sore jaw, dude." I called her a dirty birdie. Love that girl.So I dug through som

Dear Anissa 2
Hey Anissa,Trying out the new quick compose on Typepad. Thought you might want to know that they put that up. What else have you missed? GLEE! You missed Glee and I was too cranky to enjoy it. Feel free to smack me. I'm sure there are plenty of people who DVRed it for you, don't worry. We were all thinking about you. Today, we were all excited because you made, according to your Peter, "a lot of purposeful eye movements." Anissa, I KNOW you were rolling your eyes at all this drama. So rest up, heal up, and laugh at us later. We'll take it happily.Love you so much,Danielle

Hey Anissa, Tryin...
Hey Anissa, Trying out the new quick compose on Typepad. Thought you might want to know that they put that up. What else have you missed? GLEE! You missed Glee and I was too cranky to enjoy it. Feel free to smack me. I'm sure there are plenty of people who DVRed it for you, don't worry. We were all thinking about you. Today, we were all excited because you made, according to your Peter, "a lot of purposeful eye movements." Anissa, I KNOW you were rolling your eyes at all this drama. So rest up, heal up, and laugh at us later. We'll take it happily. Love you so much, Danielle

Dear Anissa
My darling Anissa,Well you've gone and done it. You 'sploded the interwebs. I can't believe that this whole nightmare has only been going on for two days. I feel like we've been waiting for you to wake up forever, dude. You've gone and caused so much draaaaaaaaama! People are coming out of the WOODWORK for you, all "I don't know Anissa, but everyone who's cool likes her, so she must be AWESOME" or "Anissa? Not familiar with her work, but I hear her rack is spectacular," you know, typical stuff.I don't think we've ever talked about it, but I have some experience with comas as well, missy, so don't go think

My Friend Anissa
My friend Anissa has the most magnificent rack you'll ever see. Her boobs are LEGENDARY. When I met her in person for the first time at BlogHer, I was transfixed by her bodacious tatas. I just wanted to snuggle them.But that's Anissa. You just want to snuggle her. She's got the most amazing, infectious laugh, and the girl is ALWAYS smiling. Always. When Snarky Amber and I were basically squatting at BlogHer, with no tickets and nowhere to go, Anissa adopted us. She just waved off the "no ticket" thing with her cigarette and posed for pics with us. She assured us with her mere presence that she was fabulous and we, by proxy were fabulous. That's Anissa