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Jackadillo Princess · 4d ago

Brave

When we first moved Robbie to a toddler bed a couple weeks ago, he started coming out of his room by himself, shuffling out into the dark house, clutching his Thomas the Train blanket and looking for me and Rob. The second night of this new independence, I heard his door slam shut at about 5:30 a.m.
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Jackadillo Princess · 1M ago

Life is so hard when you’re not yet five

Things that have caused my daughter to burst into tears in the past few days: If we get a bounce house for her birthday party, all the party guests might want to use jump in it at the same time and there won’t be any room for her. What if, when we get to the toy store, they don’t have the Barbie sh
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Jackadillo Princess · 1M ago

Well

At the very least, I finally have some visible bruises after an injury.  But, I must admit, I didn't really want so many: Good thing I was playing with my phone while walking down the stairs on Sunday, or else I would have missed all those awesome Facebook posts about what people were having for d
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Jackadillo Princess · 2M ago

Still here

Hey there, how are you?  You probably don’t remember me, as I disappeared for a few months and the internet has a short memory. (Or a long one, if you’re trying to maintain your privacy, I guess.) Here’s a brief recap of the past few months: November: Ugh, gotta get ready for finals.   December:
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Jackadillo Princess · 6M ago

Karen strikes again

“Karen says if you eat too much you get flat,” Kaylee said to me the other day. I really wonder what’s going on in Kaylee’s head when she hears a statement like that.  Is she imagining eating a bunch of food and magically flattening into a Kaylee-shaped piece of paper, capable of sliding under doors
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Jackadillo Princess · 7M ago

Ginny Weasley has a urinary tract infection, and other events

I have no coherent topic for this post, so I’m going to give you some bullet points of things I would have elaborated on if I were being an actual blogger lately.   1.  Ginny Weasley probably doesn’t wash her hands often enough.  I know, right?  Who would have thought?  I mean, she seems like a toug
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Jackadillo Princess · 7M ago

Thomas the Train tried to kill my family

I am having a bit of a day. That’s the sort of thing I say about Kaylee whenever she comes home from school and can’t not yell at me for any indiscretion.  You know, like breathing and offering her apple juice when I should know that she’s not in the mood for apple juice right now, Jesus mom, could
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Jackadillo Princess · 8M ago

One year

One of the classes I’m taking this semester runs from 8 a.m. to 10:40 a.m. on Friday mornings – a particularly cruel schedule, I would say, if it weren’t for the fact that this is the one and only time of the week when it’s easy to find parking on campus. Because no one can sit through a two-hour-an
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Jackadillo Princess · 9M ago

Practice

"Karen said I'm ugly."That's what Kaylee told me today, on the way home from school. Karen, of course, is not the child's real name. No one names their kids Karen anymore."What?" I asked, surprised to learn that these things start so young."Karen told me I'm ugly."How do I react to this? I wondered.
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