Happy Thanksgiving, Enjoy Your Engine Hoist Turkey Deep Fry! [Announcements]
In addition to these ten cars and five of these ten deals, we're also thankful we're not working today. In the meantime, here's Bumbeck's guide to deep-frying your turkey using an engine hoist for the dippin'. Enjoy and be safe!

eBay Hotness: Flathead-Powered Belly Tank Lakester [EBay]
Once upon a time, men were real men. Women were real women. And speed came from strapping yourself into an aircraft drop tank and hauling across a lakebed like a bat out of hell. Plus, there's in-tank video. Hallelujah. We're not quite sure if this is the real thing or someone's achingly period-correct replica, but frankly, it doesn't matter. Drop tan

Commenter Of The Day: A Pedant Edition [Commenter Of The Day]
One thing any person who writes on the Internet has to look forward to is a correction. And not just any correction. The most detailed-oriented, minor suggestions will come your way with regularity. Sometimes they're incredibly helpful and others, well, it goes something like this: "I'm sorry, I think you mean the 1974 1/2 Ford Pinto, only the 1974 Mercury Bobcat had those vinyl seats." Everyone in the Internet is a pedant because they can afford to be, because no says anything out loud before they type. It won't win you COTD unless you're hilarious like

The Sashimi Tabernacle Choir: A Volvo Covered In 200 Linux-Linked Singing Fish And Lobsters [LOLCars
Richard Carter affixed over 200 novelty singing fish and lobsters to a Volvo 240, linked them with a Linux operating system and got them to sing and dance in unison to create the "Sashimi Tabernacle Choir." Weird? Annoying? Cool? Yes.

Jo Jo Dancer, Your $2,500 Crystal-Covered Lambo Model Is Calling [Car Models]
Hypothetical question: If you had 7,688 tiny Swarovski crystals and a flair for the dramatic, what would you do with them? You'd glue them to a cheap Murcielago model? Oh! It's like we were separated at birth! The glitzy trinket you see before you is made by Californian model company Maisto. It's offically dubbed the "Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 Made With Crystallized Swarovski Elements," and it wants to be your friend. There's only one