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Mother Of The Octuplets Speak

Finally! A Blog!
It's been a couple of days since I've had time to blog. My free time currently consists of taking an online .net class, running on the stupid treadmill, and don't even get me started on all that has to be done for Kayla's birthday and the upcoming holidays. For the record, I'm not a big fan of Christmas. All the shopping, the crowds, the pine needles everywhere, people decorating before it's even Thanksgiving (and I KNOW some of you are totally guilty of that last one!)... it's just not for me. I find myself stressed out more than I find myself filled with cheer. Bah Humbug I say! There was also that other thing going on, you know,

{Almost} Wordless Wednesday
If oatmeal is supposed to be so good for you, why does the guy on the label have a double chin?? A few words... Speaking of good for you, Rudy and I are finally done with our 9 days of detox! Today was weigh in day and I'm happy to report I lost 5 lbs! I went from 129 lbs to 124 lbs. 125 is my magic number. For some reason that's the number that makes me feel better about myself. If I weigh anything under 125, I'm happy. I think most of us have a magic number we like to be at don't we? Rudy,

Why Alignment Is So Important
Ladies, I have a question for you. Have you ever tried to look at the bottom of your foot while going pee? And after doing it you realized what a really, REALLY, BAD IDEA that is? And you thought to yourself... WHOA I learned my lesson! I'll NEVER do THAT again! But then, only a few days later, you were in a real big hurry to go somewhere, but you had to change your clothes first, and you had to go pee really bad too? So you thought you'd save some time by doing both at the same time. You sat down, started to go, and when you lifted up your foot to pull off your sock, you were suddenly, and rudely, reminded of that time you tried to look at the bottom of your foot? You also realized

Throwing Babies From The Roof
Have you ever seen this video before?!?! In Western India there is Muslim shrine where they throw BABIES off the roof! They claim it gives good luck and health to the baby. It's CRAZY to watch. They toss the infant from the top of the 50 foot temple, and catch it at the bottom with a sheet, held by villagers!! It's been going on for over 500 years and they say a baby has never been hurt in the process. AMAZING!

Goodbye Day 5!!
Today is the end of day 5 of my 9 day detox program. It's been tough, but now I'm more than halfway done. I feel great, I have lots more energy and my clothes already feel like they fit better. I even peeked at the scale. (Yes Kim, I did) Results? I've already lost 4 lbs. And Rudy? He peeked too and he's already lost 10 lbs! The jerk! MEN... I swear!! I have to admit though, the first few days were pretty awful. Every time I do detox there is one food that I constantly crave. (Aside from bacon that is) This time around I've been craving mac and cheese. And not just any mac and cheese, Stouffer's frozen m