New Gap Commercial With Little Girls Is Yeah, A Little Gross [Clips]
A tipster alerted us to the yuck-factor of one of the holiday-themed Gap ads featuring little girls dancing, and we agree with her: there's definitely something very Sparkle Motion/Little Miss Sunshine about it, especially at the :08 mark. Talk To The Moose - Gap 2009 Holiday Commercial [YouTube]

Pose/Expose/Hose [Snap Judgment]
[New York, November 30. Image via Splash.]

Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
Katie Holmes doesn't see anything wrong with 3-year-old Suri wearing high heels. "Like every little girl, she loves my high heels," says Katie. "They're actually ballroom dancing shoes for kids... I found them for her and she loves them." [Us] Katie Holmes di

Ladies: "Be Prepared This Festive Season" By Carrying Mace [Badvertising]
Three new ads for Lynx Bullet body spray (the U.K. version of Axe) show snowy imprints of figures fornicating in dark alleys and parking lots, with only one set of footprints leaving. Should we "be prepared" for non-consensual sex? [

Jenny Sanford Takes Infidelity, Makes Lemonade [Sanford Sangfroid]
Back in August, we weren't that impressed with Jenny Sanford's reaction to her husband's "Appalachian Trail" dalliances. But now that she's using his infidelity as a springboard for her own projects, we (sort of) dig her. Sanford told September Vogue