Pat Me On The Back- Hurry!!!
Work all week where you are surrounded by people who's average age is 81, then spend the weekend with college kids and try to figure where you fit in.We celebrated Homecoming at the Nursing Home this week.We:Crowned Homecoming King and QueenPlayed footballDancedTail gatedDrank near-beer (O'Dool's).We celebrated Homecoming at my son's college this weekend.We:Crowned Homecoming King and QueenPlayed footballDancedTail gatedDrank REAL beer.The DIFFERENCE between the crowds:60 year age spanPerkier boobs.SIMILARITIES:DroolingCatatonic stares

tap tap tap...Anybody out there???
(clears throat nervously) Hey...yoo hoo...it's me. You probably don't remember me. I was once a faithful blogger that believed spending 4-5 hours/day immersed in cyberspace with all my friends was beneficial to me. Then someone convinced me I should become a real mom/wife/employee instead.So, for 5 months I tried the life of not checking emails or blogs and trying to be productive, like cooking and cleaning and working my dimpley ass off.I realized that being productive is NOT what it's cracked up to be. It is so NOT fun for me.I also have since realized that I missed laughing and just how much I have mi