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English - Jokes, Limericks, Humour
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Jolly Frog · 7M ago

52. P.C. Designated Job Titles

In the "good old days", people had jobs such as salesman, salesgirl, toilet cleaner, or a nurse or the bin man, a librarian, a teacher, if a lady was married and did not go "out" to work she...
Jolly Frog · 7M ago

51. Painting

There was a painter name of Andy who was a bit tight-fisted and always tried to make a penny where he could, so he'd often thin his paint to make it go further. He got away with it for some...
Jolly Frog · 9M ago

49. Horticulture

So Potentilla erecta walks up to Eriophorum vaginatum...Did you hear about Annie Algae meeting Frank Fungus? They took a Lichen to each other.Now I hear their relationship is on the rocks!If...
Jolly Frog · 9M ago

48. Happy Easter - may your day be Eggs-citing

Wishing everyone an Eggs-ceptional, Easter, hope you have an Egg-cellent day full of Egg-citement and Egg-statica. Children are Egg-cited about the Egg-ceptional chocolate Easter Eggs they h...
Jolly Frog · 9M ago

47. Testing, Testing 1. 2. 3.

Testing, testing, 1 2 3During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised."Well," said the Director, "we fill...
Jolly Frog · 9M ago

Memorable Quotes

Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew - Harry Carpenter, after the University Boat Race 1977.A successful man is one who makes more m...
Jolly Frog · 9M ago

46. The luck of the Irish

"I’d like some nails," O'Toole requested of the travelling tinker. "How long would you like them?" asked the tinker. "Forever, if dat’s all right with you," said O'Toole."How far is it to th...
Jolly Frog · 9M ago

45. A Son's Ten Commandments

1. Thou shalt always wearCLEAN UNDERWEARin case thou art in an ACCIDENT.2. Thou shalt not tellethSECRET TALES of thy youth,for verily thy parentsare better off in DENIAL.3. Thou shalt not de...
Jolly Frog · 9M ago

44. Dingoes

There were two blokes in the outback camping, and they woke to see a dingo coming towards them. The first bloke said to his mate," Gee I'm glad I wore my sneakers."His mate replied, "That wo...
Jolly Frog · 9M ago

43. Wine vs. Water

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Esche...