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Just a Lost Soul Swimmin' in a · 1M ago

The One About Crazy Moms and Lost Messages

Before I start – and just in case anyone was curious – I would like to make something very clear… There will be absolutely no zygotes, fetuses, babies, or any other form of tiny human being incubated and grown in my  lady parts any time in the next few years. It’s not that I don’t [...]
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Just a Lost Soul Swimmin' in a · 1M ago

My Life Needs a Safe Word

Lately I’ve been a bit…. overwhelmed. And I don’t mean the “Oh-Boy-Do-I-Need-A-Tall-Drink” kind of overwhelmed. Oh no-sir-ee! I’m talking about the “For-The-Love-Of-God-Curled-Up-In-The-Corner-Of-The-Bathroom-Crying-My-Eyes-Out-And-Speaking-Gibberish” kind of overwhelmed. (Seriously, it’s bad. The A
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Just a Lost Soul Swimmin' in a · 1M ago

Letters To Life : The “I-have-too-much-crap-going-on-right-now-to-write-anything-coherent” Edition

Dear Mom, No, I am not going to freak out over the wedding stuff you keep bringing up. I WILL freak out over you continuously telling me not to freak out. All my love, Please take a chill pill, woman *** Dear wedding, As much as I am looking forward to you, I need the [...]
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Just a Lost Soul Swimmin' in a · 3M ago

GTL (Fo real, yo.)

As roughly 99.9% of the US population does every December 31st around 11:45pm – the Actual and I pledged to be healthier and lose weight. Our goal was to look and feel awesome by the completely arbitrary and not-important-at-all date of June 23rd.* I am happy to report we’ve done a pretty good job o
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Just a Lost Soul Swimmin' in a · 3M ago

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Just a Lost Soul Swimmin' in a · 4M ago

Hello? Is this mic on?

::Ahem:: Excuse me… hello? Hello?? Anyone there? Oh! There you are! I was worried no one stuck around this place considering I’ve left it dormant for eleventy billion days. Wait, what? You’re not one of my readers? Huh? Prince who? From Nigeria?! I didn’t know I had any relatives from Nigeria… Anyno
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Just a Lost Soul Swimmin' in a · 11M ago

Something old… something new…

I wasn’t going to really post much about my wedding planning here – mostly because having this blog and my twitter and my tumblr and my facebook makes me narcissistic enough – but I know there are a few people who wanted to know what my busy bridezilla self has been up to. Considering we [...]
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Just a Lost Soul Swimmin' in a · 11M ago

My Mom

For 25 years I have driven this woman to the edge of insanity and tears.  I’d like to think I’ve also drove her to the edge of pride and smiles. She’s put up with my shenanigans, over-achievement, smart-ass mouth, and attitude for longer than anyone else in this world has . She’s even got Dad [...]
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Just a Lost Soul Swimmin' in a · 11M ago

This…

“For every stoplight I didn’t make Every chance I did or I didn’t take All the nights I went too far All the boys that broke my heart All the doors that I had to close All the things I knew but I didn’t know Thank God for all I missed Cause it led me [...]
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Just a Lost Soul Swimmin' in a · 1Y ago

Wedding Shoe Poll

I need advice, my friends. I am going to buy this pair of shoes as apart of my ensemble for my wedding day.Yes, I understand that I have PLENTY of time to buy shoes for my wedding but I have an Amazon.com gift card and I really want to use it and I can use [...]
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