Nappies and Tall, Black Socks
Q:  Why are some people 70 years old and dressing in nappies and tall black socks that they wear on the outside of their clothes? Share

Lightning
Q:  Would lightning be faster if it didn't zig-zag? Count Sneaky A:  Well, yeah.  But, lightning is very dramatic.  If it quickly darted onto the earth in a straight line we would prolly miss it totally.  Share

Yeast-Seeking Plungers for NATO Potatoes
Q: What do you need when you mix Belgium waffles with French Bread and English muffins? (NATO potatoes?) Count Sneaky A: Ha! Yes. AND, you need a yeast-seeking plunger for your clogged blood vessels. ATTN KIDS: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Share

Mouse Play
Q: What games do the mice play when the cats away? (Mousekateer Trivia?) Count Sneaky A: Mousekateer Trivia for ONE. They also like Uno, Go Fish and Monotony. Then again, they pretty much appreciate any game that doesn't get them stranded between the top and bottom rows of fangs from the one for whom the others call, "Rodney". There are HUMANS who are afraid of Rodney! He's cute, but...he's got that top and bottom row and those rows aint for smilin'. Share

Shih-Tzu's And Great Danes
Q: What do you get when you cross a Shih-Tzu with a Great Dane? (A very cross Shih-Tzu?) Count Sneaky A: A Great ShihT. Oh and he's mostly ugly, too :( Image by Darwin Bell via Flickr Share