Willy Wonka and Wasilla
Q: What would Willie Wonka want when wandering around Wasilla? ( A disguise?) Count Sneaky A: I think he'd want Wilma Wasaki with her wonderful white wildebeest and some white chocolate on a wire-haired Terrier's waist - dangling - dingle berry style! Image by thebluecastle via Flick

Pizza in the Middle East
Q: Why is everyone overly concerned with pizza in the Middle East? A: Because pizza's represent change in attitudes and unity with so many different varieties, this does not please the middle east fearing pizza will crush their social identity and independence. Josh G on Yahoo! Answers A: Because its greasy just like their politicians :) Romulus on Yahoo! Answers Image by

Strange Underwear
Q: What do you consider "strange underwear?" Katie Maud A: Any o' your dros that flashes, plugs in, is sewn to another piece of your clothing, is tucked into the pocket of one of your other pieces of clothing, anything with a retro 80's theme or anything adorned with plumbing pipes or other hardware. Share

Pasture Dances
Q: What do cows call their pasture dances? (Cow-chip hops) Count Sneaky A: I just never realized that they were DANCING out there! They always appear to me to be planning their day. What with the standing there and the chewing and the starring straight out. So, FIRST OF ALL, if there IS some dancing goin' on then its pronounced real country: Day-nc. And SECONDLY, are they doing this behind my back? Because, I SWEAR I have NEVER seen them doing this. And, what a shame. I'd be really amused!

Boggins_the_dog
Q: On Twitter, why does alan_butler want to kill Boggins_the_dog? He's SO stinkin' cute! Image via Wikipedia Share