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If you are interested in knowing the thoughts of an overly sarcastic, over-thinker who tends to ramble, you're in the right place my friend. Don't expect to gain any valuable information, but I do offer some very useful tips and witty insights. Well, that's a matter of opinion, I guess.

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Just Kramer

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Just Kramer · 1M ago

Pregnant Chicks, My Gentleman Crush and Lent Sucks….

I was recently scolded for not having written a blog post in 6 months. 6 MONTHS?! How did I ever let it go that long? I took the scolding as a compliment and figured I should get right to work. Actually that scolding was like 3 weeks ago so I took my sweet ass time. [...]

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Just Kramer · 8M ago

Mailbox Bandit and the Fort Wrecker Are On The Loose…

I have recently been the victim of a tragic crime. Well, that’s a bit dramatic and I don’t think it’s entirely about ME as it is about the people behind these shenanigans, but needless to say I’ve been experiencing a handful of unnecessary obstacles as of late. I’ll start off with the story of the [

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Just Kramer · 9M ago

Harmless Mean and The No Stress Fit-Test….

Sometimes being harmlessly mean for no reason can be super fun. I’m not talking the “I just cut you off because you’re driving 35 in a 55″ type of harmless mean, I’m talking the the type of mean where you remove all the staples from your coworkers stapler who always complains about other people not

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Just Kramer · 10M ago

Borderline Unprofessional and The Shotgun Puke Incident…

The other night my dog projectile vomited on my roommate. It came out of nowhere. We were both laying on opposite ends of the couch and suddenly I hear this loud pop-like sound and then a “khack!!” followed by a loud scream. I yelled “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?” and she says “Beanie just puked [...]

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Just Kramer · 11M ago

The Nip Slip and the TwitPic…

I had an awkward conversation with a girl recently at a bar. It was only awkward because she kept rambling on and on and her nipple kept slipping out of her skanky tank top. I don’t remember exactly how or why she started talking to me but the whole thing made me uncomfortable. The conversation [.

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Just Kramer · 1Y ago

Cell Phone Emergencies and Pants on Fire…

My oldest nephew is 8 years old and he just got his first cell phone. It’s mostly because his parents are going out of town and they want him to feel like he can still reach them at anytime while he and his brothers are staying with grandma. I think the talk went something like [...]

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Just Kramer · 1Y ago

Misery Bear, My Crack and Other Favorite Things…

I was watching Oprah’s “behind the scenes” show and they were taping the episode of Oprah’s Favorite Things for Christmas. I don’t know how I came across it….seriously, I don’t….but it was wildly amusing. She literally started crying when her producer came in and told her that they were able to give

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Just Kramer · 1Y ago

Packing My Junk and Moving to the Boob Room….

The company I work for is moving offices and it’s been pretty chaotic the last few days. I can’t say I’m not happy about the move, though. Our current offices are in the ugliest peach and green colored building you’ve ever seen. It looks like an abandoned retirement home in south Florida, only uglie

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Just Kramer · 1Y ago

2010 didn’t suck balls and here’s proof….

It’s December 17th and I haven’t received any of those annual holiday family letters that people with 6 kids send out so you can know that Billy was MVP of his soccer tournament last Spring and Hannah was the lead in the schools Christmas play and little Johnny is starting T-ball in the fall. Actual

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Just Kramer · 1Y ago

Free Panties and Modern Marvels…

I just saw a commercial for a Dyson handheld vacuum and I thought to myself “wow, that looks cool, I want that”. At that moment I realized that I’ve got my priorities all wrong. Well, that paired with the fact that I saw the commercial while I was watching Modern Marvels on History Channel at [...]

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