I only utilize capitalization when I really mean it. I like apple cider and apple sauce. I color-code my closet. I will eat green beans out of the can-which are arranged by brand, type, and expiration date. I cry during TV commercials. My favorite word is ‘lugubrious.’ I live for hazlenuts, but absolutely will not touch shredded coconut. I dance, but incessantly run into things. I sing, but only when provoked. I act, but only sweet and innocent. I strike up conversations in grocery store lines, in shoe hospitals, and with animals at the zoo. I have a propensity to start riots- or start dancing by myself. I collect friends, frogs, and french perfume. I love baby birds and the color blue- but not as well as green. I buy cable, but don’t watch any- except, of course, TV commercials that make me cry. I spend the majority of my time dancing down the aisles at grocery stores, pounding on the piano, and singing in the car at the top of my lungs. I like causing trouble…and do. Often. Lastly, I have opinions- and not necessarily educated ones- on most everything.