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Lazy Star Path · 5M ago

Fairy Tale Drunk

There are several types of drunks. The Cinderella type who comes home wearing only one shoe. The Snow White type who wakes up in a bed with seven unknown men. The Red Riding Hood type that instead of coming home ends up in Grandmother's house. The Sleeping Beauty who cannot remember what happened in
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Lazy Star Path · 10M ago

Reading the Fuure

Winnie the Pooh meets Piglet:"Piglet, I read about your future.""Where, in my horoscope?""No, in a cookbook."
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Lazy Star Path · 1Y ago

Turkey and Ukraine

Turkey and Ukraine will make travel between the two countries visa-free. That is good news. In comparison several centuries before that the relationships between them are best expressed in the following memorable piece of diplomatic correspondence:The text of the Sultan's letter to the Cossacks:As t
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Lazy Star Path · 1Y ago

Life outside internet?

- You know there is life outside the Internet.- Really? What's the link?
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Lazy Star Path · 2Y ago

Who's your Daddy?

"What's your father's name?" asks the teacher"I don't know.""What does your mother call him?""Idiot..."
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Lazy Star Path · 2Y ago

Faith that Can Move Mountains

Nasreddin Hodja was determined to prove his faith. He prayed fervently to Allah to move a mountain towards him but nothing happened. People, started to laugh. Great is Allah, said Hodja. If Allah has brought the mountain here it would have crushed us. How stupid of me to pray for something so vain.
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Lazy Star Path · 2Y ago

Volunteer Engineers

Volunteer engineers, drinking beers, all in tears listening to Britney Spears.
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Lazy Star Path · 3Y ago

Horsing

Sir John was in love with Lady Mary. Every day he was riding his white horse under her window hoping to attract her attention but in vain. One day he decided to paint his horse green thinking:“When I pass under Lady Mary's window she will ask me why my horse is green an I will answer: because I love
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Lazy Star Path · 3Y ago

Phone Call

- Do you offer a reward to the person who finds your dog?- Yes, I do! Where is it?- I haven't found it yet but can I have an advance payment?
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Lazy Star Path · 3Y ago

The Meaning of Life

God is watching us and probably laughing his head of at our stupidity. But then again may that's why he created us in the first place for his amusement That makes sense.Its comforting to know that the one in charge has a sense of humor
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