The person I am or am not. In other words, what?
I realized something that almost knocked me over a couple days ago.It's nothing I would ever have predicted, and nothing I would've even considered a couple months ago. It's even hard to say aloud without going, really? Are you serious?In fact, if you know me, you will probably ha

Um, I think you meant short STABBY fingers
Let me begin by saying that our visit with Nick's family was the most successful one yet. In fact, it was good.I have historically scraped through our visits, biting my tongue till it was raw and sending angry text to my friends - mainly due to his mother's Fascist politics and her tendency to denigrate

But I was totally wearing long sleeves
Many, many people saw my boobs over the four-day trip.And actually, it's not really showing your boobs as much as showing your nipples, is it? You can have as much cleavage as you want, I think, as long as your nips are covered.So anyway. For starters, I took everyone's advice and nurs

And then I turned into one of those women
We got back late last night. The trip was spectacular and Jordan was amazing, and I have photos to post but not much time right now. But I must post this little tale, as it is at the top of my mind. And I must write it down so I can refer back to it regularly.Like in moments of weakness or duplicity.So on Saturday night at the wedding reception I was talking to Jane's sister. She was asking about pregnancy, how it went for me.And I, I kid you not, I said, "It was pretty good, actually."I honestly said this."Really? What about nausea?""Well, I was kind of nauseous at the beginning, but it didn't last long. An

With eyes of flame, came whiffling through the tulgey wood, and burbled as it came!
And we're off to San Diego. For the plane ride we have, in no particular order: plenty of diapers and wipes, chocolate, extra clothes, boiled eggs, warm blankets, toys, chicken sandwiches, butt paste, anti-gas drops (for him, although I don't know why I've never tried this sort of thing)...We have not had a poo in two days. We him, not me.Wish us luck.And Happy Halloween, all!