The Captain Morgan
I teabagged a midget on the dance floor. There. I said it. Now that I think back to the incident, it’s not nearly as bad as it sounds. Then again, maybe it is. You be the judge: The other night, I was at a lounge where the DJ was playing all kinds of great music. People [...]

Call For Illustrators
I’m looking for artists to work on a comic strip that I co-wrote with a few friends of mine. I can draw, but I’m looking for someone who can make this look a little more professional and less half-assed than it would if I were to do all of the artwork. The man who came [...]

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My camera & phone have been found! There are still good, honest people left in this world, and I am very thankful for it. To the good folks at Liv who recovered my phone, and to Cherisse for calling and arranging the pickup, I sincerely thank you. I have no idea how my stuff ended [...]

Club Comedy and Concert Phone Theft
I’ve had quite an up-and-down weekend to say the least. I went from hanging out with corporate big wigs on Friday, to seeing one of the funniest sights I’ve ever seen in a nightclub on Saturday, to finally getting my camera and cell phone stolen at a Little Dragon concert last night. As you can [...]

Matthew Lesko Is In The Building!
Thursday, I met Matthew Lesko, infomercial king and the only man on Earth with more question marks on his clothes than The Riddler. As you can clearly see, this guy is a walking photo op waiting to happen. My picture isn’t quite as funny as the one comedian Seaton Smith took with Lesko and DC [...]