Optimizing McCain--Free and Easy Widgets!

The Stillborn Gubernatorial Campaign Announcement
I get the feeling he thinks he's capitalizing on a tea party zeitgeist of which he would be a natural leader, and he must seize the moment personal circumstances be damned--but this is really not a good way to announce your candidacy for governor:Sizemore filed Monday to seek the Republican nomination for governor, to the surprise of GOP political insiders. Sizemore didn't return a call for comment, but he did release a statement to NW Republican saying he was willing to challenge a court order enjoining him from raising or spending money in politics. [emp

Blazers LiveBlog! Tonight, 7pm vs Chicago Bulls
Blazers v Bulls

This Week's KPOJ/Spanning the State Limerick Challenge
Special this week--know your species: kids versus chickens, coyotes versus wolves! (Left wanting more? Play along with the "Lost Limerick Challenge" at p3.)

Webster Disarms 3-Guard as Blazers Feast on Wolfmeat: 106-78
With an aerial bombardment worthy of Sarah Palin, a suddenly rejuvenated Martell Webster and the rest of the Blazers went Wolf-hunting on a reliably bad Minnesota team that has now provided 30% of Portland's wins this season, blowing them out this time by the greatest margin at 28, 106-78. It ended up a laugher, and in contrast to the previous two games the team did not tighten up when their control of the game was threatened. More interestingly, it was the first game for the return of the original starting lineup, which effectively demotes Andre Miller to the second unit and re-hires Martell for the reinstated small forward spot--and for the forseeable future, it looks l

LoadedO's Weekly Segment on KPOJ, Monday 730AM
 Join TJ Monday @730 AM on KPOJ's Morning Show with Carl Wolfson and Friends, on your AM dial at 620, or via the web directly here or on your Iphone/3G/ITouch using the IHeartRadio app. That's pro