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Look Ma, I'm a Writer! · 2M ago

A Day at the Races

One might noticethe absence of womenand childrenat the races.It's not thatchildren aren'tallowed to watch.It's that children areonly interested inhorses that they canpet and ride.Horse racingis a guy thing.Not really for men,but more for the big boys,those who jump up and downin excitement whenSilve
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Look Ma, I'm a Writer! · 2M ago

Ang Pakikipagsapalaran ni Rose Galvez

(Music)Attention all visitors. Attention all visitors. Ang visiting hours po ng ICU ward ay mula 7-9 po lamang. Thank you.(Music)Attention all visitors ng pasyenteng si Don Juan Antonio Rodrigo Borja del Castillo Fajardo y dela Cerna III ng ICU ward 221B, ang visiting hours ay mula 7-9 pa. Mangyari
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Look Ma, I'm a Writer! · 3M ago

Up in the Air

As the plane made its approachit seemed that the ground came upat an angle,and they could see the runwaydirectly ahead.But the ground wasn't tilted;the plane was,for they were descending.The pilot then turned to his companion,and handed him the controls."As a special treat,"said the pilot,"I am goin
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Look Ma, I'm a Writer! · 3M ago

Arrival

The terminal doors swung open,and out came the flight attendants,gorgeous creatureswith legs like flamingos,so long you could wrap themaround your neck.Then out stepped the pilot,escorted by two flamingos on either side,and everyone in the terminal smiled and nodded at himwhile he smiled back,his ol
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Look Ma, I'm a Writer! · 3M ago

The Flight of the Tumbleweed

Hey little tumbleweed,come and fly to me,roll down the hillsideand drop into the sea*5 Feb 2012 (Batanes)
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Look Ma, I'm a Writer! · 3M ago

The High Priest's Guide to a Successful Marriage

Everyone listened intentlyas the high priestdelivered his sermonduring the wedding ceremony."For my last words,"he announced,"I shall share with the couplethe secret ofa long-lasting, loving,and happy marriage.The priest then leanedclose to the coupleand whispered something in their ears.The couple
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Look Ma, I'm a Writer! · 3M ago

Letter to My Future Son

Dear Son,If you are reading this,then that means I am dead(obviously, because this letterpasses by will).I will give you very important adviceregarding marriagewhich can be summed upin four words.Marry.Your.Best.Friend.Do not marryanyone else.If someone makes you laugh,then go and date her.But do no
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Look Ma, I'm a Writer! · 3M ago

Cow and Heron

Cow was munching on some delicious green grass, when suddenly, a white bird landed beside him."'Ello!" said the white bird."Hello," said Cow."My name is 'Eron," said the bird. "What's your name?""Hello, Heron," he answered. "My name is Cow.""'Ello, Cow!" said Heron. "I 'ave been flying for days. I f
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Look Ma, I'm a Writer! · 3M ago

Life Planners Mgt. Corp. Inc. Ltd.

Good morning, Ma'm, Sir!Halika, upo po kayo.Ayan, welcome po saLife Planners Management Corporation Incorporated Limited.Kayo po si Ma'm [Nicole] at si Sir [Gary]Okay, standard operating procedure lang po,kailangan ko po kayo tanungin ng inyongsecurity questions.Si Ma'm muna: Gaano na kayokatagal ma
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Look Ma, I'm a Writer! · 3M ago

20°35′30″N 121°53′46″E

Zero-crime rateis more thanjust a statistic.It is an actual placewhere one can leave any type of vehicleunlocked(even with the keysin the ignition)and not worry about itbeing stolen.*Conceived: Batanes, 4 Feb 2012
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