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English - Humor, Parenting, Marriage
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Loripalooza · 3d ago

Luke-isms

Me: "Luke, did you have fun at school today? Who did you play with?"Luke: "Yes, I did. I played with Ruby on the swing set. I told her I'm not a gentleman."Me: "What? Why did you say that?"Luke: "Because I not."Me: "I know you don't understand what this means, but I want to be her mother-in-law one
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Loripalooza · 5d ago

Marital Banter

Brantley had just fixed himself a fine looking turkey sandwich. I can't explain it, but I was feeling the overwhelming urge to bully someone. So without giving it too much thought I punched his sandwich flat. The bread was soft, and it felt great. Brantley expressed his disapproval. "What the hell w
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Loripalooza · 5d ago

Chimpanzee Movie

I took Luke to see the movie Chimpanzee last night. "It's rated G," I thought. "It'll be safe to watch with him." I was wrong. Not to ruin the movie for you, but it's a little violent and scary to be rated G. In the movie description it said that the baby chimp, Oscar, gets separated from his mother
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Loripalooza · 1W ago

Most Popular Baby Name of 2011

In a new article posted by Baby Name Wizard, the fastest-rising boys' baby names of 2011 have just been revealed. As it turns out, the hottest name in 2011 was... Brantley! They go on to say,"A formerly preppy surname that has been transformed into a good ol' boy, with an assist from country music s
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Loripalooza · 1W ago

Guest Blogger: Heather Davis, Minivan Momma

In honor of Mother's Day, I'd like to introduce you to Heather Davis, aka Minivan Momma. Heather is a hilarious gal I've come to know through her blog. She recently debuted her comedy skills in Listen to Your Mother, for Northwest Arkansas, which is a national series of live readings in celebration
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Loripalooza · 2W ago

Happy Anniversary!! A Marriage Nine Years In the Making

On May 10th, 2003 Brantley Wescott made the smartest decision of his life by way of marrying me. Congratulations to him on managing to hang on to me for nine long years.The following is a poem that, I think, sums up our marriage thus far.I was twenty when we met, and I asked him on a date,But he alm
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Loripalooza · 2W ago

(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

...because graffiti should always be about something important.
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Loripalooza · 3W ago

A Very Tan Witch Hunt

In response to accusations that she took her six year old daughter tanning, bronze goddess Patricia Krentcil is slurring the records straight. She insists that this entire campaign against her has been orchestrated by a jealous individual in her life. It makes perfect sense when she explains it. 
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Loripalooza · 3W ago

I Hope This Isn't Groundhog Day

Apparently, eyebrow waxing isn't as easy as I thought it was. In a related story, matching skin-tears is the new black.
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Loripalooza · 3W ago

Mullet Watch 2012

Sound the banjos! I'm happy to report that the mullet is alive and well after being spotted outside of a Lowe's in Alabama. Who would've guessed? The subject, seen here, is most likely picking up supplies for his in-home meth lab.Thanks to my field reporter, Kerry for the amazing footage.
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