Love in the Dumps
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| Blog Name: | Love in the Dumps |
| Url: | http://loveinthedumps.com |
| Language: | unknown |
| Topics: | dating, humor, dysfunction |
| Description: | What is the subject matter? Men and women who can't quite figure out the love thing. Society quietly judges and outcasts this group, and we wanted to create a place for them to laugh, learn, meet and perpetuate their destructive patterns. Like a dark resort. |
| Popularity: | 12 Followers |
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The Loneliness of the Underutilized Entertainment Cracker
These Nabisco Entertainment Crackers, which I bought in bulk at Costco for $9.98 last May, have done little or no entertaining thus far. I bought the "collection" as they are called within the cracker "industry", anticipating several (3-5) civilized cocktail parties, or one massive uncivilized cocktail party. In the uncivilize
These Nabisco Entertainment Crackers, which I bought in bulk at Costco for $9.98 last May, have done little or no entertaining thus far. I bought the "collection" as they are called within the cracker "industry", anticipating several (3-5) civilized cocktail parties, or one massive uncivilized cocktail party. In the uncivilize
Goddammit, I’m Not Gay
Goddammit, I'm not gay. I am just a heterosexual man who happens to look gay, and am setting the record straight, pun intended. This begs the question, what does it mean to “look gay” in today’s culture? After all, a gay man in an uncivilized jungle tribe looks a lot different than one from Britain (I am British but live in the New York’s West Village.) So what does a British man living in New York’s West Village look like? The standard model is tall, slim and extremely well dressed. Proudly, this is how I appear on a day-to-day basis. I wear fitted pants that hug my ass just so, and hats that cock just left (that was an unintended pun, btw, but my habit
Goddammit, I'm not gay. I am just a heterosexual man who happens to look gay, and am setting the record straight, pun intended. This begs the question, what does it mean to “look gay” in today’s culture? After all, a gay man in an uncivilized jungle tribe looks a lot different than one from Britain (I am British but live in the New York’s West Village.) So what does a British man living in New York’s West Village look like? The standard model is tall, slim and extremely well dressed. Proudly, this is how I appear on a day-to-day basis. I wear fitted pants that hug my ass just so, and hats that cock just left (that was an unintended pun, btw, but my habit
Exclusive excerpt: A Guide to Experimental Emoticoning
**The following is an excerpt from Ralph Mooney’s forthcoming book, Lips Sealed: A Guide to Experimental Emoticoning ($29.99, Penguin).** Not to brag, but I’ve some serious emoticon skills, and have yet to meet a better emoticoner. How do I know this? Well, let’s just say quite a few people have pointed it out to me, mostly unsolicited. In addition, I just know that I give good emoticon. How does a person reach the upper echelon, the top pantheon if you will, of emoticonning? What sort of skills differentiates him from the unwashed masses of common emoticonners? It’s not an easy thing to pinpoint. You see, high level emoticonning is an art, not a s
**The following is an excerpt from Ralph Mooney’s forthcoming book, Lips Sealed: A Guide to Experimental Emoticoning ($29.99, Penguin).** Not to brag, but I’ve some serious emoticon skills, and have yet to meet a better emoticoner. How do I know this? Well, let’s just say quite a few people have pointed it out to me, mostly unsolicited. In addition, I just know that I give good emoticon. How does a person reach the upper echelon, the top pantheon if you will, of emoticonning? What sort of skills differentiates him from the unwashed masses of common emoticonners? It’s not an easy thing to pinpoint. You see, high level emoticonning is an art, not a s
My Wife's Hometown? Hell.
I got into marriage for the same reason most people do - the condom broke. I saw it as a sign, or rather a physical reality: the universe was pulling me away from my carefree bachelor existence and sucking me into the vortex of marriage. Staring at myself in the bathroom mirror, I took a deep breath and silently dedicated myself to “this blessed union.” I would make it work, through thick and thin. Then I clipped my nose-hair. I was a hopeless romantic in those days, wanting desperately to find love and happiness. But it was fool’s gold and the cold winds of change came fast and fierce. This should give you an idea: in a matter of months my wife’s pet name went from
I got into marriage for the same reason most people do - the condom broke. I saw it as a sign, or rather a physical reality: the universe was pulling me away from my carefree bachelor existence and sucking me into the vortex of marriage. Staring at myself in the bathroom mirror, I took a deep breath and silently dedicated myself to “this blessed union.” I would make it work, through thick and thin. Then I clipped my nose-hair. I was a hopeless romantic in those days, wanting desperately to find love and happiness. But it was fool’s gold and the cold winds of change came fast and fierce. This should give you an idea: in a matter of months my wife’s pet name went from
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