Lumps From the Left

"Jew-inspired Intolerance Must Not Be Tolerated"A wave of human rights groups like La Raza, CPUSA, ACLU, CAIR, Hamas, ETA, and now, Al Qaeda, along with havens of light, like San Francisco, existing fearlessly in the dark, oppressed landscape of American middle class bourgeioisie values, are joini

Invokes Nazi era. Tea Baggers are Storm-trooping. Concerned Americans everywhere in San Francisco, Manhattan, and ACLU offices nationwide are deeply troubled and worried about the level of violent, extremist, angry rhetoric coming from political maverick and extreme extremist ex-Governor of Alask

Unusual Historical Precedent in the Crusade To End Global Warming and Balance Economic OpportunityThey were known throughout enlightened academia as "the Al Gores of the Middle Ages," and the world owes huge steaming piles of unspeakable and unmentionable debts of gratitude to the early global warm

His Anti-Capitalism Film Tanks at the Box OfficeRecalling ex-Pres. Clinton's blaming of "vast right-wing conspiracies" as the reason for both Clinton's and Pres. Obama's struggles to institute a system of social justice through national socialism, Michale Moore today also blamed the disastrous lack

Ground Zero To Be Named, "Mohammad Atta Islamic Peace Plaza."In announcing the long-desired for prosecution of Bush, Cheney, Obama administration Attorney general, Eric Holder, said today, "The vile criminals responsible for this war, 9/11, inumerable crimes against humanity, terrorism, and practica

Reports of "Brooks Brothers", Old Navy, Dockers and Other Protest Fashion Horrors Provokes Cries of "Foul!!" From Democrat National Socialist Fashion ExpertsSen. Barbara Boxer expressed outrage at so-called health care protestors outrageous attire of "Brooks Brothers suits" to agitate, yell, protest

Former Manson-follower and assailant of Pres. Ford will not be jobless on Aug. 16th when she is released from after 25 years in prison. In his 2,102nd press conference since his election, Pres. Obama announced, "I made a promise of hope and change when I was elected. It is clear that the American fa

While Economy Goes Horribly Frigid, Economic Viagra Is On the Way!After emerging sweaty from desperate Congress behind many closed doors and drawn curtains, Pres. Obama, allegedly smoking a cigarette, made good on his promise to change the world by forcibly enacting the most sweeping, penetrating s

Here's a Lump of Lump in Your Little Religulous Reich Red StockingAs if the extreme stress, the inhuman humiliation, and the violent hatred rationalist freethinkers (AKA atheists) suffer at this time of the year by cruel insensitive people blurting out, "Merry Christmas," or "Happy Holiday," or fami