STAYING IN THE LINES
Let’s get one thing clear from the word “go.”  I hate driving.  I detest the entire experience.  From turning the key in the ignition to arriving at my destination, operating a motor vehicle in Los Angeles is a live-fire exercise in survival.  For me, there is no such thing as a “leisurely drive” to any destination.   Why?  Because I am surrounded by jackholes who just don’t know how to properly operate a motor vehicle.But ranting about the sorry state of driving on our streets and highways would be too easy for me.  Not gonna do it.  Instead, I’m going to talk about what people do w

PEOPLE FIRST, ANIMALS SECOND. PLANTS THIRD
People who put the welfare of animals before the welfare of human beings really piss me off.  These are the people who contribute money to PETA but won’t give a homeless guy on the street a fucking dime.  These are often childless people who treat their animals as if they WERE their human children.Guess what, cat lady….they’re ANIMALS.  Not people.Hey, I love animals.  I have a cat.  I’ve had dogs all my life.  I had hamsters, guinea pigs, parakeets, turtles and fish.  I’m a regular fucking Doctor Doolitle, okay?But HUMAN BEINGS will always come first with me no matter what.I have a relative i