Mad Aunt Bernard's Tortoise Poetry
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| Blog Name: | Mad Aunt Bernard's Tortoise Poetry |
| Url: | http://madauntbernard.blogspot.com/ |
| Language: | English |
| Topics: | a bit tortoisy, silliness, poetry |
| Description: | Mad Aunt Bernard lives in a hedge somewhere in the Cornish county of Trebollocks. She smells, she's warty, and she shares her wisdom in the form of poems. The poems are at times, a bit tortoisy, and other times they are more about things like flyswats, webbed feet, lunatics and haddocks. It's an excellent read if you are under heavy anaesthetic, or asleep. A thousand thanks for looking at my page - I'll be so thrilled and surprised if any of you come back!! Blessings of Oddness upon you and yours. |
| Popularity: | 17 Followers |
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Folly Made Breakfast...
Well, it's been an eventful few weeks, I'm posting this from my temporary accommodation provided by the government as we've had a little disaster. They've been very nice, keeping me wrapped up with blankets, and provided a special box for the toads. I get fed three times a day
Well, it's been an eventful few weeks, I'm posting this from my temporary accommodation provided by the government as we've had a little disaster. They've been very nice, keeping me wrapped up with blankets, and provided a special box for the toads. I get fed three times a day
Unofficial Cheese Rolling
Great times! I have not posted for over a week, but I've had the best time! My cousin, Inga-Wilhelm has visited me from Schubel, in Germany.I haven't seen her since we used to throw wellington boots at passers-by from our treehouse eleventy-two years ago. The fun we used to have.I like
Great times! I have not posted for over a week, but I've had the best time! My cousin, Inga-Wilhelm has visited me from Schubel, in Germany.I haven't seen her since we used to throw wellington boots at passers-by from our treehouse eleventy-two years ago. The fun we used to have.I like
Trebollocks Finds Superheroes After Terror From Monstrous Extending Weasel
.This is a news clipping from the St. Vitus Herald - most exciting! We've had a break-in at a local laboratory, and the fuzz reckoned some baddies did it! The chaos it's caused makes Folly's shenanigans look positively lame. I didn't see the killer weasel, but 'Derek' the tortoise is actually one of Bench's tortoises, and he's called Mike. Bench is sitting with him now. The weasel came near though, and Mrs Fowlpest says it looked at my hedge. I got the toads in, it wasn't safe for them outside.
.This is a news clipping from the St. Vitus Herald - most exciting! We've had a break-in at a local laboratory, and the fuzz reckoned some baddies did it! The chaos it's caused makes Folly's shenanigans look positively lame. I didn't see the killer weasel, but 'Derek' the tortoise is actually one of Bench's tortoises, and he's called Mike. Bench is sitting with him now. The weasel came near though, and Mrs Fowlpest says it looked at my hedge. I got the toads in, it wasn't safe for them outside.
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