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Interpretive Dunce: Nickelback's "Never Again"
There are those songs you only think you know. Those songs whose meaning might seem plain at first. You're wrong. Then there are songs whose meanings elude you. There you might be right. Which is where we come in. The Interpretive Dunce shall reveal all of life's mysteries to you! Or at least come up with half-baked theories that are 100% guaranteed to be wrong and ridiculous. Today we'll be discussing Nickelback's great opus Never Again.

Five Werewolves Better Than Taylor Lautner
Taylor_Lautner Sure, everyone loves Taylor Lautner and his studio-purchased upper body. And those abs are pretty ab-rageous, as Lionel Richie would say (can someone get Lionel Richie to say ab-rageous? I'll pay good money to have that happen). But the captain and CEO of Team Jacob is standing on the furry shoulders of giants. Giant werewolves, that is.

Five Things That Offended Me More at the AMAs Than Adam Lambert Kissing Another Guy
The Internet was most definitely abuzz with shock and awe and a little more shock after Adam Lambert gave the last performance of the night at the AMAs Sunday. For those who missed it, Lambert -- while performing his new single "For Your Entertainment" -- got all crotch-pushy on one of his dancers, kissed a band mate and then flipped off the audience. He also fell, apparently, but I missed that part completely. I wonder what COULD have been distracting me?

Christmas Creep Confessional
In theory, I am against the phenomenon known as "Christmas Creep." I don't think it's right that retailers keep pushing the beginning of the holiday shopping season earlier in the year as the economy gets shittier. I do think that we need to give each major holiday its due. However...

Gimme That Christian Side Hug
Why is it Christian contemporary music always seems to have the dirtiest lyrics? It is because I'm a godless heathen? Or is there something else going on?