I Owe You A Poop Story

We're Giving Tacos For These Right?

To Pray Or Not To Pray

Boy Talk With Maile
I snuck a camera with me into Maile's room while she rambled on for 15 minutes about school...I spared you 13 of those super cute minutes and will share only the 1 minute and 47 seconds that involve Maile's crush.Dang she's adorable! Just her face as she tries to contain her laughter and then busts out....love it!A sneak peak into the video for those of you who aren't the "video watching" kind:Maile is candid about how she doesn't follow Jacob anymore because apparently he doesn't like it.

i Twitter: And That's Because I'm Perfect
I got sucked into twitter months ago. It's quite fun actually. They call it "mini blogging". Blogging for the ADD. A lot of people don't like it because it's just a little too much inside information. No one wants to know that you're stuck in traffic and have to pee...that kind of thing.So since I like to tweet...and they're considered "mini posts"...I figure I can just bundle up a bunch of my tweets and make one normal sized post. Two birds with one stone ya dig:Neilochka: I hate to read recaps where someone blames "the other" without looking at their own role in it.@Neilochka You must be r

Maile's Love Letter
There has been marriage talk.This is getting serious.

Writer's Workshop: Man That Sucked
4.) Describe an experience that you wish you could shake from your memory.You know that feeling when you say or do something that you just wish you could rewind and take back? And then you think about it years later and physically just want to shake your head hard and try to think of something else? I wouldn't say I have moments like that often...but I've definitely had my share.I played club volleyball throughout high school and went on to play college ball with a majority of my club teammates. We spent hours and hours of our time together. I was in the best physical shape of my life...3 mile runs were our daily warm ups before practice started. I ran a mile i

Dear Ellen (letter 11)
The last letter I wrote you was all about the surprise you had planned for me to be on your show on Monday September 8th. My people sometimes lose connections with important phone calls and sometimes cause me to miss events and what not...I'm certain that is what happened.I try bribing my people to keep better track of my engagements by offering them popcorn and sweet treats, and they try, but these things happen. I also think sometimes callers are thrown off when four and five year old's make my appointments and maybe end the call prematurely. I'm still open to scheduling another date, let's try again.For Halloween this year I dressed up as Wonder Woman. And b