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(me) and the bee · 2M ago

30 Going On 30

So I’ve been 29 for almost 6 months now and yet I feel like I’ve already been 30 for a year… I’m not sure exactly when I started aging myself +1 year. I can say with certainty that it didn’t … Continue reading →
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(me) and the bee · 6M ago

I, Me…

… do solemnly swear that I: like turtles will not do sit-ups on the bed and count that as “working out” need to start looking more closely at the food that I pick up off the floor before I put … Continue reading →
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(me) and the bee · 8M ago

Have Job, Will Grumble

Waking up for work in the morning is never an easy thing to do. I think it must be at least 11 times harder when you haven’t done it in 11 months. After starting a new job earlier this week, … Continue reading →
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(me) and the bee · 10M ago

It’s My Party…

Today marks the 2 year anniversary of this blog. Yay! It also happens to be the day that my most favorite of favorites, my stylized songbird and muse, Ms. Amy Winehouse has died.* *sigh* Amy was my Elvis. She was … Continue reading →
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(me) and the bee · 10M ago

Pocketful of Meat

Here is a prime example of just how fucking demented I can be while out in public alone: The other day I went to the deli to buy cold cuts. You know how some deli workers will present you with a sample of your order and ask if it’s sliced to the thickness of your [...]
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(me) and the bee · 10M ago

Pocketful of Meat

Here is a prime example of just how fucking demented I can be while out in public alone: The other day I went to the deli to buy cold cuts. You know how some deli workers will present you with … Continue reading →
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(me) and the bee · 11M ago

An Outside Opinion

the bee: I think you need to get out of the house more. It’s good for you. On the inside and out. me: (peeks face out from behind open refrigerator door) I get out of the house (SNAP! *crunch*crunch*crunch*) …sometimes. b: I mean … Continue reading →
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(me) and the bee · 1Y ago

Like a vampire except really just the bit about being pale and aged.

My doctor recently did some blood work for me and told me that I am substantially vitamin D deficient. This is mostly pathetic considering you really only need semi-regular exposure to the sun to remain within the 30-80 “normal” range. … Continue reading →
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(me) and the bee · 1Y ago

It’s not a hit, it’s a holiday…

I’m not entirely sure why I can’t seem to keep up with this blog but I can’t. I just cannot seem to muster up the strength to do much anything creative anymore. ***** It’s been a strange few months. Lots … Continue reading →
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(me) and the bee · 1Y ago

Origami Envelopes: In Rainbows

After almost 5 months in the works, here are the wedding thank-you notes in their final form – signed, sealed and now in the hands of the Postal Service: Since I can’t seem to manage to do anything simply (or in … Continue reading →
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