MYFO Mormonisms: Crank Up the Hyperventilation Machine
Welcome to another of MYFO’s weekly monthly semi-weekly annual (maybe) recurring features, MYFO Mormonism. This is a place where we have ideas that sound good in theory, but when we try to put them into practice, they really don’t turn out as well as we hoped. Much like communism. These are ideas that seem funny [...]

Even Bon Jovi Doesn’t Get the Reference
Huh? Looks like a certain Canadian website’s content manager did their work with their Eighties iPod playlist crankin’ late last night. After the jump, we finish what they started. BOSTON — For the Boston Bruins, they promised us heaven but put us through hell. Patrice Bergeron’s goal with 52 seconds left in regulation helped the Bruins appear very much [...]

NSFWednesday…Is Late Again!
Last week, vacation. This week, a stupefyingly dull, all-day conference on arcane topics that no one should be forced to learn. Next week, I will have my shit together for sure. Yeah, next week. Mary About Something Scott Hartnell: Time for ol’ Scotty to get a haircut. Nothing radical. Just a little trim, get rid of some [...]

Thrasher Fans Asked to Pre-select Defeats
ATLANTA (MYFO) — Just when the Atlanta Thrashers looked to have all cylinders clicking, they have experienced a power outage.  And for what little clout they have left, they are ceding it…to their fans. Starting goaltender Kari Lehtonen underwent successful back surgery, which will allow him to be pain-free as the Thrashers make their stretch drive [...]

I’z the Ambazzador of Kwan
(sitting in the garage, in the driver’s seat of his Mercedes) Alex Ovechkin: Woe is Ovie.  Mr. Trainer says Ovie haz upper bodiee injury.  How couldz I let this happenz?  If only I had purchazed the matching shirt for my superroos!  The Ovie would be impervious to wily Dr. Upper Bodiee Injury. /takes key fob out of [...]