THAT’S MY BOY ROLO
General Manager Garth Snow: Dear God Janko, what a win! Assistant GM Ryan Jankowski: Certainly, sir.  It’s a nice step in the right direction.  But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Snow: How would that be possible?  I can’t bend physics, Janko. Jankowski: What?  Oh, I see.  What I mean is that we only beat the Toronto [...]

Sean Avery: Edited for Television
Okay, kids. Everybody get lined up. Hey, you! What are you, remedial? I said get in line! Let’s get this youth hockey clinic started. Little Jimmy: Sorry, Mr. Drury. Sean: What did you say, you little piece of sausage? Did you just call me Chris melon-farming Drury? Little Jimmy: (Crying) I’m sorry! My mom said to tell him [...]

Weekend at Bettman’s: 4 Days from Thanksgiving
Hockey season is finally upon us. But damn it, weekends exist all year round. And just because the NHL has decided to schedule games on said weekend doesn’t mean our schedules are magically freed up for 24/7 snark. We’ve got basements to clean, and our respective mothers learned everything they know from Mike Keenan. So [...]

What Are You Thinking?: Obstructed View Edition
Your final MYFO thought before the weekend shall come in the form of What Are You Thinking?, where we do our best to poke fun at YOU, the ticket-buying hockey fan.  Now every day, NHL.com uses the bottom of their page to celebrate sports photography with its Frozen Moment, a stellar snapshot that truly embraces [...]

Hitchcock Sends Trojan Horse to Russia
COLUMBUS (MYFO) — If only Russia studied a little harder in History Class. In a press release published Tuesday, the Columbus Blue Jackets have “loaned forward Nikita Filatov to CSKA of the Kontinental Hockey League for the remainder of the 2009-2010 season.” As it is written, the move has been made to not only help the [...]