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Metaphysical Meanderings · 9M ago

Mercury Hits Pay Dirt: John's New Book Cover Revealed!

[Mercury runs up to Jupiter's front door] Mercury:  Jupiter! Are you home? Jupiter: Mercury! What are you doing here? Mercury: Remember you asked me to find out about John's book? Jupiter: W...
Metaphysical Meanderings · 9M ago

Musings from the Moon...and Jupiter!

Moon: Hello everyone...Lady Moon here! Looks like I'll get the opportunity to start off this blog tonight. [Opens Erin Condren planner] So it's been a few weeks since John's been on, and I f...
Metaphysical Meanderings · 9M ago

Random Meanderings

Greetings dear reader! I hope your summer has been enjoyable and fun. Since none of the astrological planets decided to help me out tonight, it looks like I'm on my own. So I decided I'd cat...
Metaphysical Meanderings · 9M ago

Moon Conjunct Saturn

[The Moon sits in the Sun's office behind his desk]Moon: Have a seat, Old Man. Saturn: Thank you, Lady. [sits] So I'm curious why you wanted this ex parte meeting. Moon: Well, some news reac...
Metaphysical Meanderings · 9M ago

Meeting of the Astrological Minds: Moon Opposing Pluto?

Moon: Good evening, everyone! Our fearless leader asked me to fill in for him today. Mars: Wait...we have to show up and HE doesn't? What bullshit is this? This is college football's opening...
Metaphysical Meanderings · 10M ago

Meeting of the Astrological Minds, Special Session: Now Departing...

Sun: Wow. It looks like we're short a few people, Lady Moon. Attendance check, please?Moon: [opens Erin Condren planner] I only have one absence noted, sir: Pluto. He sent a response to the ...
Metaphysical Meanderings · 10M ago

Shameless Marketing with Mercury and Jupiter!

Mercury: Hello everyone...Mercury here with the information you need to hear about John's upcoming tarot schedule! Jupiter: And Jupiter here to do John's dirty work of shamelessly marketing ...
Metaphysical Meanderings · 10M ago

Meeting of the Astrological Minds: Saturn Return

Sun: Good morning, everyone! Glad we can be together again! Pluto: [to himself] That makes one of us. Sun: First off, I'd like to welcome back Saturn to our midst! Mars: [singing] Guess who'...
Metaphysical Meanderings · 10M ago

Letters from Mars: Mad Props, Ripping Off Ball Sacks, and Taking Names

Dude, You are fucking SLAYING IT at the gym these days! It used to be that the Chinese delivery place knew your name. Now it's the people at Planet Fitness who recognize you. That is totally...
Metaphysical Meanderings · 11M ago

The Luminaries: Office Expenses, Olympics and oh...POKEMON!

[The Sun is trying to change channels on the television in his office.] Sun: Luna? Moon: [from her desk] Yes, Sol? Sun: Can you come in here for a moment? Moon: Sure! [Comes in] You're distr...