Metroville
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| Blog Name: | Metroville |
| Url: | http://metroville.blogspot.com |
| Language: | English |
| Topics: | culture, sports, entertainment |
| Description: | A place where contempt-masking hilarity ostensibly ensues. |
| Popularity: | 89 Followers |
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Health Care Reform in da House
On Saturday night, the House of Representatives finally, barely passed the Affordable Health Care for America Act. All it took was 219 Democrats and 1 Republican, the latter of whom likely wouldn't have voted for H.R. 3962 if the former hadn't agreed to go all Christian-fundamentalist on the issue of abortion.But a win's a win.That is, until the bill gets further bastardized or obliterated
On Saturday night, the House of Representatives finally, barely passed the Affordable Health Care for America Act. All it took was 219 Democrats and 1 Republican, the latter of whom likely wouldn't have voted for H.R. 3962 if the former hadn't agreed to go all Christian-fundamentalist on the issue of abortion.But a win's a win.That is, until the bill gets further bastardized or obliterated
Attention, Football Fans of Maine
You like the New England Patriots? I do...because I was born and raised in Massachusetts, 34 miles from Foxboro--where the Patriots actually play.By comparison, your state [capital] is two states and 144.58 miles away from Foxboro--which is in Massachusetts, where same-sex marriage is legal.You don't like same-sex marriage? Then you don't like the Patriots.Go ahead and abscond to Canada...and
You like the New England Patriots? I do...because I was born and raised in Massachusetts, 34 miles from Foxboro--where the Patriots actually play.By comparison, your state [capital] is two states and 144.58 miles away from Foxboro--which is in Massachusetts, where same-sex marriage is legal.You don't like same-sex marriage? Then you don't like the Patriots.Go ahead and abscond to Canada...and
World News for the Narcissistic American
People are leaving Venice, and nobody knows why.I used to live out near Venice--before I moved back east into West Hollywood--so I am uniquely equipped to offer a theory:Homeless people. They smell, and they make me feel bad for owning a dope-ass flat screen.If the people of Venice kick enough homeless people out in time, they'll be saved.In which case...you're welcome, America.
People are leaving Venice, and nobody knows why.I used to live out near Venice--before I moved back east into West Hollywood--so I am uniquely equipped to offer a theory:Homeless people. They smell, and they make me feel bad for owning a dope-ass flat screen.If the people of Venice kick enough homeless people out in time, they'll be saved.In which case...you're welcome, America.
Celtics Defeat Yankees, 92-1
As any deluded sports fan knows, the best (irrational) way to cope with one season's team's failure is to carry over the resultant disappointment to the next season's team in the (meaningless) hope that the latter will, in victory, take the sting out of the former's most recent defeat.When such a victory occurs on the same night as a decisive thumping of your former season's team's archrival...
As any deluded sports fan knows, the best (irrational) way to cope with one season's team's failure is to carry over the resultant disappointment to the next season's team in the (meaningless) hope that the latter will, in victory, take the sting out of the former's most recent defeat.When such a victory occurs on the same night as a decisive thumping of your former season's team's archrival...
Idiot
Following the (suckass) Generally-Pacific Coast Angels of But Also Maybe Portugal?'s improbable victory over the (suckass) New York Yankees (actually of New York, unlike the NFL's Giants) in Game 5 of the ALCS on Thursday, the Yankees' ballerina-armed centerfielder Johnny Damon--the Judas who conveniently ended his tenure with the Boston Red Sox by grounding into an out that ended the Red Sox's
Following the (suckass) Generally-Pacific Coast Angels of But Also Maybe Portugal?'s improbable victory over the (suckass) New York Yankees (actually of New York, unlike the NFL's Giants) in Game 5 of the ALCS on Thursday, the Yankees' ballerina-armed centerfielder Johnny Damon--the Judas who conveniently ended his tenure with the Boston Red Sox by grounding into an out that ended the Red Sox's
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