Xavier Nady Stole My Couch
Metstradamus comes home from work after a long day of dealing with hoards of Yankee fans using mass transit to travel to and from their victory parade, and finds a surprise waiting for him.X: Hey, man.MD: Who are you and what are you doing in my living room?X: Come on, you don't recognize me?

J.J., Not So Dynamite, Seeks 2010 Spinoff
"All I kept on hearing in the streets of New York when you go get bagels in the morning was, 'Omar, please address the bullpen.' Well, to all you Mets fans, we've addressed the bullpen." -Omar Minaya 12/11/2008The only thing missing from that speech was a parachute and an aircraft carrier.

A Step Behind
All right, so we're mere hours into the off-season, so let's kick it off by being impatient. It's so "New York Cliche" to be impatient, but I'm embracing it.How can I help it? Already we've heard that the Mets are scared off

And The Scarlet Number 2000 Fades Away
For nine years, I've had the indignity of having witnessed the last Yankees world championship in person. Now, I don't have to say that anymore.So I suppose that's a good thing (along with Shane Victorino being the final out ... I'll take what I can get, I guess.)But it's not enough that the Yankees

Here's Where I Jump Off
You wanted hell? You got holy hell instead. Big Apple women may soon be able to take a ride on Derek Jeter -- the bridge, that is.Bronx leaders have proposed naming the soon-to-be-buil