The Message I Sent To The MTA After This Morning’s Alleged Commute
Dear Ma’ams and Sirs and Whom It May Concern at MTA: This morning’s commute was kind of the worst commute ever. I mean, you guys really outdid yourselves. But until somebody rich buys a second public transit system or until we get jetpacks and can fly from place to place, you and I are kind of stuck together. Mostly I ride the F and that was what I attempted to do this morning at the Carroll Street station. A crowded mass stood and waited for 40 minutes before I became a leader and pushed the button that called your secret MT

The Ad I’ve Just Posted to Find Us a New Roommate
Since moving to New York over five years ago from Austin, Texas, I have experienced a wide array of living situations and roommates who have been sometimes cool and sometimes certifiably insane. While I enjoy the free entertainment, I feel it’s high time I bring a sense of normalcy back into my life–if only in my living situation. Behold the list of things I would never like to experience again: Smelling so bad that I gag when you’re in the room or have been in the room. Placing your dentures in a clear glass of

Stefan Sagmeister: TED
Stefan Sagmeister talks about the benefits of closing his studio every seven years to take a one year sabbatical. Along with being brilliant, he’s also one of the nicest men you could ever meet.

Dropped Dead
We walk around and in this city we mostly walk around and nobody looks up and if they do they don’t make eye contact and if they make eye contact they look away. It can come suddenly or not for weeks or months and maybe forever, but sometimes we crawl out of time and slow-motion our way onto otherwise sidewalks. I watched his eyes close and then open and maybe i just thought it up but his chest was breathing up and down and up and down, but it might have just been the fur in the wind with its side to side and back again. His little arms c

Where’d You Go I Miss You So Seems Like It’s Been Forever Since You’ve Been Gone
I know, I know. But really, I’ve been busy. You’ll see just how busy in the very near future when Minus Five gets another facelift. It’s already in the works–the little man is working on making it go. But here’s something that fell onto my head and into my lap. A collaboration between me and the very wise Sally Hogshead. She’s got a new book coming out and has been tweeting and facebooking like mad, so she asked if I would take her words and design a whole poster, and I’m no dummy, so I said, hec