That Was Some Chili!
(Thanks, Rich!)

Abbott and Costello Attempt Math
     

Juan and the Border Guard
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?”“Sand,” answered Juan.The guard says, “We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.” The guard takes

Making Do
You certainly didn't think I could afford a truck, a boat, AND a trailer, did you? (via That Will Buff Out)

How to Pull a Tooth
  With the help of a remote control car and a cat. I wish losing my baby teeth had been this fun! (via reddit)