Ladies! How Horny Are You?
(a quick test – just for you)Ladies, be honest and answer all questions without any outside help. If you’re logic is to think “what would Oprah do?” – that’s cheating!If I tell my friends that “I got 12 inches last night”, I mean   1. It w

Attic Construction Week 30 and My New Van
After I posted last week's construction update, the crew of one worker and one sort-of supervisor put in quite a bit of work last week. The drywall around the sink is repaired, the tile grout is finished in the bathroom, and the floor is installed upstairs. Whee! They also got most of the trash off the roof. What's left to do? Today,

Retrieval
(via I Can Has Cheezburger)

Muppet Bloopers
  From the set of Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas. (via Metafilter)  

First-class Section
A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot. They take off and the stewardess asks what they would like to drink."Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist," says the parrot.The businessman orders a coke.After waiting two or three minutes, the bird starts yell