Commonly Misheard or Misinterpreted Words and Phrases

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The 1 in 40 chance that the dog in your back yard is a fake
Written by Nataliya DmitrievaONE in 40 dogs in circulation are fake – making it the most counterfeited animal in the world.The alarming figure, revealed by the RSPCA, represents 37 milli

Pensioners battle cops...because bingo was full
Written by Logan BluetoothA GANG of old age pensioners battled with cops when they were told not to enter a packed bingo hall. Riot police were called as the OAPs fought officers

Pope To Shepherd: You're Stealin' My Bit!
Written by Nataliya DmitrievaCRIPPLED by the global financial crisis, a lowly Chinese shepherd has used ingenuity and presumably a colour printer to wrest control of his flock of sheep. Rather than a border collie, the canny peasant now terrif

Gutter Cleaning Asylum Seeker Cheats Death, Maybe Taxes Too
Written by Annette CurtainA CUNNING Sri Lankan asylum seeker has been involved in a serious accident after falling from the roof of hardline Australian President Kevin Rudd's heavily fortified Brisbane compound.It is understood that the illegal queue jumper, posing as a fair dinkum

The Art of Letter Writing # 1788: Van Drongo's Land
Written whilst wearing denim by Eoinín McAlpineDear Whoever Wears The Pants At Just Jeans,I wish to bring to your attention a particularly severe problem which is almost certainly impacting upon your gross profit. Not unlike a loose thread in a cheap pair of slacks, it may not seem that big an i