Open Letter to the local Teenage Geese
Dear local Teenage Geese, Just a couple things to keep in mind so you do not GET KILLED: Look both ways before crossing. Please cross with the light. When the light changes you may want to hurry just a bit. That leisurely pace is not the best idea when people are running late for work. Yes, it is fun to watch everyone stop and wait for you to cross. I understand it gives you a great feeling of power. Just remember it only takes one person who doesn’t care to get you killed. Please remember: YOU. CAN. FLY. Thank you for your time and attention to this matter. Sincerely, MoMMY

The baseball season that never ended
I am currently mired in baseball and soccer games galore. Yes, school sports have ended but travel and recreation leagues are in full swing. It is the usual Spring balancing act of great mental and geektastic scheduling. I will admit that this year I did not use an excel spreadsheet as I have the past couple of years. Still, life has become work, sports, bed. This week has the added bonus of being finals week for the older two. This morning I came across something so fun and entertaining that I had to share. Or rather, I had to steal this from Marcy at The Glamorous Life Association. Really. It is hysterical.

Blogiversary
Of course, I missed it. Yesterday was my five year blogiversary. FIVE. YEARS. My God that’s a long time. I know I haven’t been consistent and I know I’ve lost most of my regular readers - yes, my readership is actually down rather than up but no matter how many times I try to quit or [...]

By the Numbers
This week: 5 baseball games 4 soccer games 4 track practices 3 baseball practices 2.5 days as a single parent 2 soccer practices 2 appointments 2 work FAILS 1 missed 504 meeting (major parenting FAIL) 1 track meet 1 band concert 1 NJHS induction 1 guitar lesson 1 dinner date unspecified number of bottles of wine drank

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