I am the world's oldest teenager. I owe Columbia University a lot of $$$. I have 2 children- boys with solid man-names. I am a writer with a young adult novel coming JULY 26, 2011 called AND THEN THINGS FALL APART. My husband is not American. I am not blond. I believe in the power of fiction and curate the Pen Parentis Literary Salon at the Libertine Library in NYC.