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The blog takes a humorous look at life as a mom of young boys in the 'burbs. It includes random musings of an overtired hausfrau, trying to embrace the muffin top and the craziness that comes with it all. What's the point if we can't all have a laugh?

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Muffintopmommy

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Muffintopmommy · 1W ago

7 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T WANT, NEED, AND COULD LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING. READY?

A few weeks ago, I won an award. No, not a certificate of sucktasticness, which I proudly won a few years ago. Meeeemories! I was nominated for a blogging award on my friend’s blog, Nurse Mommy Laughs. (The funny thing is–I can’t find it now–it vanished. Really. But I’m still a winner. I swear. I [.

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Muffintopmommy · 2W ago

A FIELD TRIP, SOME NUNS, AND ADAM LEVINE. LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!

All right. Back to the funny bidness at muffintopmommy. That last post was cathartic but I’m ready to move on embrace being irreverent! Oh, p.s., I did my good holy deed this week. Last night we took the kids out to dinner, and three nuns in full habits were sitting at the table across from [...]

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Muffintopmommy · 4W ago

THIS IS WHERE I COME FROM. AND, I MIGHT BE A LITTLE IRREVERENT. AND ALSO IRRELEVANT. AND I KINDA DON’T CARE.

Spoiler alert: This is one long ass post. Mea culpa. But I hope you’ll read it. It’s from the heart. And also, I want to know who is possibly going to hell with me some day, so by all means, please feel free to comment! I am hoping for some fun company. I mean I [...]

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Muffintopmommy · 1M ago

ONE FISH, TWO FISH, GOLD FISH, DEAD FISH.

With Easter upon us, my kids have been asking for a few things (When did Easter become Christmas by the way? What up with all the ads and kids wanting real presents? Um, no.)…anyhoo, they’ve been asking for pet fish again. This fills my muffin top with dread, because of the mass murder we committed

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Muffintopmommy · 2M ago

WON’T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR? (NO, REALLY, WON’T YOU? WHY WON’T YOU? PLEASE?)

Won’t you be my neighbor? I promise I won’t spy over your hedges, park a rusty car in my yard, and will always lend you a cup of sugar. Or beer. The house next door has been on the market for several months. And every time there’s a showing, the kids get all excited and shriek, “Maybe those are [..

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Muffintopmommy · 2M ago

WHY I MIGHT MAKE A BAD SOUTHERNER BUT A GREAT LOTTERY WINNAH!

Ever since I returned home from Florida, I’ve been plotting in my mind about how I can get back there. I’m not having vacation withdrawal, I’m having weather withdrawal. I know, it’s ridiculous. I’m not saying it’s like I’m up here on the chain gang or something—I love my life here—the people, my ho

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Muffintopmommy · 2M ago

LIVING THE VIDA LOCA….WITH THE MOUSE.

I’m baaa-aaack. I thought about running away in my flip flops for reals this time, but let’s face it, we all know I ain’t that fast. The fam and I finally took the plunge and did the Disney trip over school vaca. I have to say, I was a bit of a cynic about the materialistic [...]

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Muffintopmommy · 3M ago

WHEN AN ENGLISH MAJOR HELPS WITH MATH……

So remember a few weeks ago when I said I feel like a biggity buzz kill sometimes, but I would not not not inflict my thoughts on my kids? I vowed to let them go and watch them fly. As it turns out, surprise! My six year old really seems to dig math. I figured this [...]

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Muffintopmommy · 3M ago

A VALENTINE’S DAY ODE

Happy Valentine’s Day my lovelies! It’s that time again….time for the annual Valentine’s Day ode to the hubs. I just can’t help myself again. Don’t you worry–we are still keeping the magic alive on this special day. I have an appointment with my ob-gyn for my annual visit (I hope it’s as special for

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Muffintopmommy · 3M ago

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BUZZ KILL?

So I’m walking to the bus stop yesterday to pick up my first grader (in the balmy 50 degree New Hampshire freak weather–BOOM!), and I glance over at four year old who’s skipping along and ask, “Hey, how do you like your new shoes?” “They’re TELLIBLE! They make me really slow!” “Oh, pumpkin, [...

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