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How fat girls should dress

Connor is funny post # 69873947485959

The hell did you just say?
This heifer was a White House Press Secretary? Shouldn't she you know...KNOW important things? Current events? "We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush's term," she told Sean Hannity. "I hope they're not looking at this politically. I do think that we owe it to the American people to call it what it is."idiot

I want to stay home and do this all day.
Must be nice. No idea where Wiggy was. I am sure she was off somewhere plotting the death of one of us (Not the boy of course)

Release your inner whackadoo
I know I have posted this chick's words before, but I don't feel like looking for it to link to it. She is a "writer" and a "model" and.. well, how about I just show you her words from her deviantart about me page. "Oy, my name is HannahI used to fear my waking life and most of the people in itI feel humanity is dismantled and people forget what it means to liveI feel as if I sold my waking life for minimum wageThere is a lot of beauty if life that has been facaded but you can find it with the perfect medicine. It can be a person or a substance or a sunset but whatever the synapse be, let it medicate you aestheticallyI will

Why do random men want to send their cock pictures to strangers?
I got a text message today from a number I didn't recognize. It said, "Hi". I responded with "Who is this?"The following ensued. I shall call strange man Rod.Rod: Jason. You aren't Kim?Me: nopeRod: heh. glad I didn't sent the picture.Me: You should totally send it so I can distribute it online. Hope it is a nude. Rod: I only send nudes on request.Me: You should definitely send nudes so I may blog and for the purposes of mocking or admiring. Depends on the photograph. Rod: What do you want to see?Me: I am sure whatever you were going to send Kim will be fineRod: Waist down onlyMe: That sounds like a smart idea

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I had a lovely dinner last night when my friend, Susan, treated me to Indian food. She had not yet tried it and REALLY loved the Lebenese food I had her try. We went to Bombay Brasserie since it is fairly well adapted for western taste buds while still being ridiculously delicious. She said ahead of time that she didn't think she liked curry, though wasn't sure if she had ever had it. She had some lamb tenderloins and we shared vegetable  bhiryani and saag paneer which she now loves. She found afterwards that her lamb and chicken all had curry on it and she loved it.