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I’m a serial dater that blogs to share my (sometimes disastrous) dating anecdotes, advice, and commentary with the world. Mostly I blog about dates I’ve gone on, my (sometimes skewed) views on the world of dating, and (hopefully thought-provoking) observations. A friend of mine describes the blog as “It’s like Sex and The City, without the whorey blonde, whiny red head, prissy brunette, and gay overtones.’

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MyVaginaMonoblogs Dating misadventures of a SoCal Single: Feel free to live vicariously through me...

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MyVaginaMonoblogs · 1Y ago

The Comeback Kid…or…How MVM Got Her Groove Back

After a significant leave of absence from blogging about the perils of dating and the hilarity that ensues, MVM is making a comeback. (Cue applause and cheering.) To begin, let me answer the question I’ve been getting a lot over the past year or so – what happened to the blog?! To put it simply, [..

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MyVaginaMonoblogs · 2Y ago

Little Boxes

Silverware and dishes go in the kitchen, clothes and accessories belong in the closet, toiletries reside in the bathroom, and books are kept on the bookshelf. Everything has its place for a reason. Ideally, these items all stay right where they belong. ...'Ideally' being the operative word.

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MyVaginaMonoblogs · 2Y ago

Walking The Walk…

Often times as I'm constructing a new entry for My Vagina Monoblogs, I think to myself..."You know self, you think you're pretty high and mighty, don't you? Hiding behind your lap top, (I'm a PC, by the way, but open-minded enough to give Apple a shot, for anyone so inclined to present me with a Ma

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MyVaginaMonoblogs · 2Y ago

Tact…Or A Lack Thereof

Occasionally (read: consistently,) I get match.com messages from men who I am not attracted to in any way, shape or form. Some of them are not altogether unattractive,per se ; it's just that I'm not attracted TO them. However, some of them are...for the sake of diplomacy, let's say "aesthetically

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MyVaginaMonoblogs · 2Y ago

Mid-Week Meltdown: Double Standards

As the evening continued, I couldn't help but wonder about Date #1's "mystery blonde." Was he on a date? Was he having "night caps" with her too? Was he saying the same sweet things to her as he was saying to me?!

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MyVaginaMonoblogs · 2Y ago

Steve The Pilot

Need to get your seat switched to a window or skip to the front of the security line when you're running late? Your chances are a lot higher when you're rocking heels and a short skirt than track pants and tennis shoes. Hoping to get bumped to first class when you find out your flight was oversold

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MyVaginaMonoblogs · 2Y ago

Response Requested: An MVM Contest

As opposed to ignoring the message altogether, I'd like to take suggestions on how to respond. Comment on the blog with your ideas; I'll choose one of your suggested responses and post the winning reply on Friday's blog.

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MyVaginaMonoblogs · 2Y ago

Stage Five Clinger

That night, during what I can only describe as a textaholic overdose, he asked me what happens if we "get serious." (Obviously, he does not know me well.) I told him to slow his roll; if we wanted to pursue something (which, let's be honest, is highly unlikely, not only due to my conflicting sched

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MyVaginaMonoblogs · 2Y ago

Mid-Week Meltdown: The Age of Innocence

Yes, looking young can attract younger men...in the same way that looking slutty can attract dirty men and looking frumpy can attract NO men.

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MyVaginaMonoblogs · 2Y ago

Men are like…

Men are like...shoes. You can get plenty of cheap stylish pairs. They catch your eye in the store, and you can't help but try them on. They will look fantastic with your new outfit, but don't match much else. They can be a little uncomfortable and sometimes hurt you, but will make you feel fanta

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