The Poolside Miracle
[Lesson learned: if you tempt fate by mentioning a particular favourite story of someone who created you through the marvel of genetics, you will receive said story by email and be expected to post it. So...without further ado...I give you....a story written by my Dad. With interjections by me of course. It's MY blog, goddamnit.]  The Setup: Ben was a young boy exp

One for the Canadian King
[A word doodle today to celebrate the George Clooney of blogging: It's Peter DeWolf's birthday. Go. Show him with love. Like you do everyday. Not that I'm jealous...]Most days I wake up (That's a lieI wake up every day) Thinking of RedUnderwearWomen's underwearThinking ofStolen glancesOfWomen's underwearAnd incredibleSexWith lips flutteringFrom ankleTo hipboneTo women's underwearThen I thinkWhatTheFuckMy first thoughts shouldn'tGo straight to straightRomanceSexHeartacheHotel

Boob Tuesday #4
Boob cupcakes. Final orders needed Wednesday. Get on it.

Basketcase.
On Sunday, November 15 at about 5pm, I came home and asked my boyfriend of three years with whom I own a home and am responsible for two living creatures if we should break up now or in three year's time.But I'm getting ahead of myself...---Hi. My name is Ben. I have the career I set out to get when I was in tenth grade. I have the house I set out to purchase when I was unemployed in 2007. I have the committed relationship I set out to get when I was reeling from a breakup in 2006. I have the dogs I set out to adopt when I met my first four-legged friend when I could barely walk.I have - without question - achieved everything I've ever set my si

Boob Tuesday #3
First off, great news! Thanks to your wonderful generosity, my team for Bust a Move has officially raised its first $1,000 to support breast health in Atlantic Canada. This is huge and I can't thank everyone who donated enough.The really amazing part that all that money came from just 25 people. Incredible! You don't have to