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I like to hear myself talk and express my opinions. A handful of people apparently find me funny and believe that I have at least marginal talent when it comes to writing. So I created this blog as an outlet. It covers a wide range of topics from parenthood to relationships, sports to music, technology to politics, life's simple pleasures and major annoyances and some odd pairings of the above topics.
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Not Another *%&$#@* Blog

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Not Another *%&$#@* Blog · 2Y ago

Sometimes Your Kids Make You Want To…….

After my low number of readers (likely lower after my hiatus) stop cursing me for not writing a new post for several months, they can fill in the blank. The image that of course comes to mind is Homer Simpson choking Bart and yelling “why you little..” But for any parent, especially a single one, [.
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Not Another *%&$#@* Blog · 2Y ago

Egging On the Wackjobs

So despite the fact that my current Facebook status indicates that I’m done debating healthcare reform so I can enjoy the weather and walk the dog, I had to jump back into it after catching part of Countdown with Keith Olbermann and the Rachel Maddow Show. For the last two days I have been getting [
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Not Another *%&$#@* Blog · 2Y ago

Are They Retarded or Just Tone-Deaf?

All right. I better apologize about that title. It’s not really fair to anyone who fits into the category of retard, embecile or idiot to compare them to members of Congress. Granted, they wouldn’t probably know that they should be offended. But nonetheless, it’s still wrong. Now to the point. I hav
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Not Another *%&$#@* Blog · 2Y ago

At Long Last!

Okay, brace yourself. This is going to be of the more serious post variety. I might make a few smartass comments, but this won’t be of the sarcastic variety. A story in today’s New York Times caught my attention. The same company that managed to put the yellow first-down line on tv screens for footb
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Not Another *%&$#@* Blog · 2Y ago

When Winning Meant Something

The other night, I was putting up all of Roberto’s ribbons from swim team on the bulletin board near my kitchen. There were a couple of blue ones (1st), a couple of red ones (2nd), a couple of white ones (3rd), then a smattering of green (4th) and yellow (5th or lower). It basically meant [...]
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Not Another *%&$#@* Blog · 2Y ago

About Those Traditional Gender Roles

So funny little story that happened over the weekend. And I guess one that people who know me won’t be all that surprised about. It’s Saturday afternoon in Denver and after a morning that threatened rain, it’s pretty overcast. I head up North (and West) to see my girlfriend as neither of us had our
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Not Another *%&$#@* Blog · 2Y ago

Just Another Lemming

So I finally sucked it up. I joined Twitter. For those who still read this poor excuse for a blog, my user name is toddberkowitz. Feel free to start following me there. I’m sure that I will quickly amass more followers to Twitter than to my blog. One of the reasons that I joined was [...]
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Not Another *%&$#@* Blog · 2Y ago

Are Restaurant Designers Complete Morons?

Not all of them, but certainly quite a few. I have been meaning to write on this topic for a long time as it seems like a lot of non-sit down places don’t actually place utensils, condiments, lids and napkins in a place where their customers might actually expect to find them. Why is it [...]
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Not Another *%&$#@* Blog · 2Y ago

Is My Daughter Billy Martin Reincarnated?

My daughter Sofia will be four later this summer. She has always been a “spirited” child. Not afraid to express her feelings, often loudly and with a lot of gusto. She gets this from her mother of course. But, all in all, she is adorable, funny and a joy to be around. (Usually). But the [...]
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Not Another *%&$#@* Blog · 2Y ago

No, I Didn’t Fall Off the Face of the Earth…

But it seems like my blog did. I have no good excuses. Yes, the Nuggets were playing really good basketball and I watched a lot of games. And, yes work had been insane and when you are in this kind of economy, you have to work harder to persuade companies to sign contracts that have [...]
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