What I'm not talking about.

The things people say to me.

Sex Advice for the sexy.

Stuff and whantot.
First beforecontent while I am limping along with my Nanoword count (speaking of, Team Awesome -yes I unofficially call all of my Nano buddies Team Awesome- how are y'all doin?) Rachel I have no idea with Torrid feel free to email me at nudiemuse@nudemuse.org that address. :)Just a few things then back to this monster I'm calling a novella.First of all Trolls I'm talking to you.If all you want to do is call me a fatass skip it. It's a waste of your bandwidth and my time clearing the shit out of my inbox. Remember folks, calling someone "names" when they are pretty constantly saying the same fucking thing is boring and you're not even trying. S

Tights review- We Love Colors
Oh my darlings.So much to talk about today.First up my review of We Love Colors Plus size black striped tights. See them here. For full disclosure I was sent these tights for free via Twitter somehow (totally the second time for this sorta thing ever the first was a sex toy) and the communication wasn't stellar but whatever. I am a hosiery and tights lover of epic proportions and have been lusting for stripey tights. Let's begin.First issue I had with these tights is the sizing. The striped tights only have one plus size which is as follows:

Thanks..
First off you guys are so wonderful and beautiful. I talked to Uniballer and good news my darlings, my pants situation is going to fixed on SATURDAY!!Despite the fact that I really want those Dickie's from Torrid we're going to Fashion bug on Saturday. The awesome part is I was lamenting pants while we were at Safeway and our favorite cashier hooked me up with one of those register coupons. So with the coupon I will be able to get not only some pants but probably a cardigan or a bra too.And Rachel holy crap wow.That is the sweetest thing. I got verklempt when I read your comment and I've been thinking about it. Being that my pants situation is

Tru fax from hysterialand.
I'm taking a little Nanowrimo break because I have some shit on my mind. I was going to do a tights review but I'm not in the mood.I'm having some Inbetweenie angst right now courtesy of a very slight bit of weight gain.I don't know how much because I don't weigh myself I keep tabs on what my body is doing fat wise by how my clothes fit. And right now I'm having pants problems. I gained a little bit of weight and the two pairs of pants I have that fit well don't fit so well right now. But it's not enough weight that I can easily go a size up.So I am freaking out because despite my earlier declaration of a wardrobe without pants, I'm too much o

On Privilege.
Just so we all know where I am coming from a quick list about your hostess:ShannonBlackCisgendered woman who identifies as a womanBisexual living more in a queer universe.PoorUninterested in higher education. Graduated high school.Self taught on lots of things. I like books.Mid level fat. Right around the actual size of an average American ladytype.So there we have it.I'm not going to link to people because I a.)don't have a beef with anyone and b.)just don't feel like it.So lately in the Fatosphere (yet again) there