How to Properly Love Your Vagina

LiveNation Tells Kanye to Go Play in Traffic

Do Men Age Better Than Women?
One thing that I've always found to be true is that women are better looking than men. I am not just saying this because I am a heterosexual male either. I am not afraid to say when a man is good looking. Women just look better is all. Yesterday I was watching Knocked Up with my lady. We got to the part in the movie where a pregnant Katherine Heigel and her older sister get bounced from a club because of the fact that they are pregnant and old. The bouncer, played by Craig Robinson, gave one of my favorite speeches ever in this scene;

Fuck Off Spellcheck!!!
Here is a fun fact about me. I am human. As a human, I occasionally make mistakes. For instance, sometimes while churning out great blogs, I will make a spelling error. Often times when this happens, someone will have the genius idea of suggesting that I use spell check before I post an entry. My answer to that is FUCK spellcheck. Spellcheck can kiss my black ass!!!I hate spellcheck, and for good reason too. You see spellcheck is biased against my people. No I do not mean racially mixed brown people, I mean pe

Cursing v. Vulgarity
Okay. True confession time. I like to curse. It is not something I am shy about. As a matter of fact, my command of "colorful" language is actually something I take pride in. I've even done a post about being the first kid to curse in elementary school, and another teaching people How to Properly Curse. To me cursing is an artform. Which is why I get so offended when people automatically classify cursing as vulgar. Recently I wrote a status on facebook that read, "I love the shit out of my girlfriend!". One of my family

It's Not What it Looks Like...
I tell jokes. As a result I am constantly jotting things down that I think could be funny. Usually this means I will grab a post it note and write down a word or a short phrase, and then formulate a full joke in my head later. That is my little writing process. Last week I had two new jokes that popped into my head while I was at work. I grabbed my post it note pad and put them down. Things got kind of hectic after that so I totally forgot about them. Before long my note was buried under a pile of contracts. Fast forward to this week. The pile of contracts that had once been concealing my note had all bu

Sarah Palin's Retarded Baby
"My little retarded baby." This is how Sarah Palin used to refer to her baby Trig (who has down syndrome). At least that is what Levi Johnston is claiming. Johnston, who is Sarah Palin's Daughter's Baby's Daddy (sounds like part of a bad joke doesn't it?), appeared on CBS's Early Show yesterday to promote his upcoming spread in Playgirl magazine. And when I say spread, I do mean spread! He is going to be butt ass naked. His slimy ass manager even went so far as to tell everyone that Levi will be going "Full Johnson" on this one.  During the interview the focus shifted to the