not not
I am not going to not talk about the health care bill. Since Senator Charles Schumer has declared that "We're not going to not pass a bill," I will not make comments not referring to the senate debate not not happening soon. (And since Schumer doesn't care about split infinitives, I may or may not care either.)I will not be talking without double negatives. Which, I'm pretty sure, is not going to be not annoying. Actually, if I'm not telling you the truth, I may not be annoyed already. I'm not sure if that does not make sense, but in my head, nothing already doesn't. So, when you're not eating too much food not on thanksgiving, do not think

dynamite
Would you want dynamite stored near your house? The people in Westfield don't. The latest Westfield scandal is that the town wants to store dynamite on the border of a residential area. Adults do not want dynamite near their homes because they think it's dangerous. And it probably is. BUT, when you were a kid, how much would you have loved to have dynamite stored near your house! Would I have snuck into this place to steal dynamite? Probably not. But I have friends who would have done it for me. Would I have blown up a tree or something? Absolutely. Would it have been stupid and dangerous? Oh yeah. Would it have

new moon
So there's a new movie out this weekend. From the Twilight series. Pre-sale tickets outsold Star Wars: Episode III. And I'm the geek?Let's compare. Vampires and werewolves are cool. Not the ones in Twilight, but I'll give them credit for trying. I'd like to see Jacob fight Chewbacca. Who would win? CHEWBACCA! Chewie is one bad mutha!I'll admit that Luke Skywalker is kind of a wuss. He toughens up, but still, Edward could probably beat him up. Yoda, though. Not. A. Chance. I mean, seriously! Did you see Episode 2? Yoda SCHOOLS Dooku in lightsabering! Edward would look at Yoda all broody and say something lame like, "A

really? bacon again?
Do people really need everything to taste like bacon? Couldn't they have picked something yummy like cherries? Or sugar? Mmmvelopes are envelopes that have a "bacon design" and when you lick the glue to seal the envelope, you get the taste of bacon in your mouth. If I never wanted to use the mail again, I would buy these. Do people really like bacon THAT much?! I did create "flavored glue" for envelopes for a science project once. I don't remember what I called them, but I put Kool-Aid onto the glue so you could taste grape when you licked it. They didn't really work. Maybe I should have made them bacon-flavored. Perhaps I should make ba

thank you wall
I have a birthday and I have a facebook page. Since I have those two things, everybody knows it is my birthday and is posting, on my wall, some sort of happy birthday message. I do appreciate this. Especially since I never post anything on anybody else's wall. Not because I don't like them, but because I can't mentally spend that much time on facebook. I wish I could, but I just can't.But, what is proper etiquette for facebook birthday messages? Do I send back a thank you comment? Should I just leave the wall alone? What if I really like one wall post and I want to comment on it? Will that make the other posters jealous? Anyway...I'm bored with fa